When was the Last Time You Saw a Prositute?

my b/f and his friends used to pick up prostitutes, talk to them for a little while, and drop them off on the other side of town. lol.

 

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"$5 hos are not cheap"

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I slept in a sleezy hotel some 2 weeks ago, where most rooms were rented out per hour. The whole night section was actually competely empty besides me. The lady at the reception actually had to ask someone where the keys where for the room for the night. I also saw a mean looking man with a big wad of money in his hand, constantly counting it.

In the evening there were the 'respectable' prostitutes, when i left in the early the night shift had taken over, which looked more like drugs addicted prostitutes.

Never felt unsafe though in that hotel.

 

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Right on.

He was at a football game. Then I saw him bent over with a construction hat on. He pops up at hockey games, bowling alleys, rodeos, bullfights, clubs, bars, frat parties and the last time I saw a whore he was coming out of the men's room.

In short- I see them all the time with the only exeption that I play nice and call them "men".

 

i quit after gendy came into my life

 

yesterday when my sister came home from work.

 

was her hair messed up? I bet she was chewing gum.

 

Cthulu:

*funeral smile*

Muhahahha......ha.

Dearprudence:

Head hair...no.

Pubes.....of course.

You wouldn't be as boring if you'd have put:

"I bet she was chewing cum"
See?

Heed the colorful bounds of imagination.....

Spooky:

Seeing how this thread has fucking died already, let's play a game we all played back in gradeschool. Take a word and figure out how many words we can make from that one.

Ready, set, go:

Shutthefuckupspooky


Spook
fuse
put
so
set........................

 

Shutthefuckupspooky

pet
puck
sock
putty
shoe
spout
soot
foot
hoot
yoke
hope
toke
hook
puke
suck
sucks
pucks
spoof

 

gend:

now I'm arroused.

so you sport the "natural look" down there?
nice.

 

they fit perfectly gendy:

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Wrong:

All alone, in the same godamned room with the puter in front of you......

of *course* you're aroused.

You're one shiny, perfect piece of hot trash, my dear. Here's your assingnemt: take this word and figure out what you can do with it.

Wraithmylittlepetayeaye

I'll go first:
1. fucking
2. lonely
3. Arab.......

 

....so..is it really bushy??

 

gend:

where did you come up with that girly? Get that hooked schnozz back in those books little girl, gotta swot up on that trig eh?

 

Ignorig your carping inanity to fix you on one point.....

If you at *least* had the reading skills of an eight year old you would have noticed it was Cthulus's sister I was referring to.


See, you wouldn't be that annoying if you weren't so stupid.
Tiassa I can grapple with becuase he's got at least something.

You have squat.

Mods:

Requesting that thread to be closed. Or I will.

 

Cthulus's sister[/i]

honey, sort the and shit out, OK?

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Wringworm"

BOOYA.

I just fixed my "boo-boo" in a nanosecond.

You'll spend the rest of your lonely, miserable life trying to fix yours.

"Good night"

 

Go to colombia.
Go outside at 7 p.m - 2 a.m.
Have atleast 20,000 pesos.
You'll see some fucked up shit.