Seriously. What the f@ck! Now the guy's on the Sex Offender Registry for three years. What the hell is wrong with Scottish people? Seriously. I mean, they called the police? What do we even call this? Velocipedephilia?
thats terrible, why call the police, everyone knows you can ride a bike for hours!! lol --------------------------------------------- seriously, they didnt need to call the police, and to put him on the sex offenders register thats awful, what if it was just a misunderstanding and he actually made a mistake? he is now on that register for a mistake
I don't see what the fuss is about! My woman is horny as a rat and mid cycle right now....I'm not calling the police!! Think I'll be doing a few laps tonight..kapow!
they shouldve just left the guy alone! scarred for life, they most probably went down to see the manager laughing and the manager called the police
Well, obviously, my cultural comparisons are askew. In the United States, the Sex Offender Registries are a difficult idea that tend to do more for ill-intended folks looking to make themselves feel better at others' expense. Frequently, we will hear about a protest, a community in an uproar because a convicted sex offender is moving to the neighborhood. They'll haul the guy into court. Cities near Seattle have even attempted to rezone offenders out of town. In Miami, offenders were (are?) living under a bridge because that's about the only place left for them. I mean, really ... if he was in Miami, he'd be living under a bridge now. Because he f@cked his bicycle. I don't see the difference between sofa cushions, a bicycle, or a godforsaken apple pie. I mean, this is comedy in the United States, not a registerable sex offense. Does this have something to do with rules at hostels?
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FOR LIFE!!!!!???? Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! thats a touch drastict isnt it??? no one was hurt, and the owners children wasnt there
I'm just puzzled how it came to be a breach of peace. Is it because it was a bicycle? Or does anyone caught in the act of wanking face the Sex Offender Registry?
So? If he was in his own home he can screw as many bikes, mopeds or killacycles as he wants. But this was a hostel.
Behind a locked door, ... so I don't see how this was considered breach of the peace as a master key was used to enter the room. That conviction seems unfair to me. If they had found him shagging a woman, would they have called the Police? I bet not, so the addition of an inanimate object actually adds nothing to the weight of prosecution.
I'm just curious....where exactly do you put "it" when your shagging a bicycle? I hope he didn't get it stuck in the chain...that could be painful. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
A guy in SD got arrested for sex with a mannequin. The state supreme court threw it out. http://www.courttv.com/news/2007/1112/plenty-horse_ctv.html Its not illegal to have sex with an object and he did expect privacy. I don't see why the Scottish courts haven't thrown it out as well.
Maybe the bicycle had a gel seat. Seriously, those gel mouse pads with the lycra or whatever on the wrist mount ... No, seriously, that's about the nearest I can figure. And, to be honest, I'm trying to not dwell on it. • • • What's really amazing about that story is, that if I'm reading it right, it was a public defender who ... uh ... got him off. (Heh ... heh-heh.) Anyway, I'll raise a glass to PDs. I'm going to speculate here: It's Scotland. More specifically, I know nothing about the law in Scotland. One of the things I love about the U.S. is that up to a point, you can explain nearly anything away. Maybe it's not so in Her Majesty's realm. Oh, hey, does this count as an offense against the Queen? That would be awesome. And think about it ... if he plays this one right, he could become a desired item on the market. I mean, really .... Mary: Ooh, he's cute! Jane: (giggles) Careful. He's on the Registry. Mary: (recoils) Eww! What is it with men? Jane: Lighten up. He got busted for f@cking a bicycle. Mary: What?! Jane: Really! Seriously. Mary: (raises eyebrow thoughtfully) This could be fun ....