What is your favorite type of porn?

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What is your favorite type of porn?

  1. M / F

    8 vote(s)
    32.0%
  2. F / F

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
  3. M / M

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
  4. Mixed-gender three(or greater)somes

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  5. All-female three(or greater)somes

    2 vote(s)
    8.0%
  6. All-male three(or greater)somes

    1 vote(s)
    4.0%
  7. Single male masturbation

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. Single female masturbation

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%
  9. Trees (interpret that as you will)

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%
  10. Other

    3 vote(s)
    12.0%
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  1. Zero Banned

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    What's your favorite type of porn?

    It was about time someone posted this, if not already. :D
     
  2. Mystech Adult Supervision Required Registered Senior Member

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    It seems rather silly, but a poll like this could be used to show a clear double standard bias when it comes to male homosexuality vs. female homosexuality, at least in American (or likely western in general) culture. I suppose that this specific poll isn’t exactly geared toward that, of course, and disliking gay porn doesn’t mean disliking gays, but I think you know what I’m talking about here. Every straight guy loves lesbian porn.

    It seems to be a widely accepted stereotype that straight women do not get off on gay porn, but this is a perception which I seem to be finding false again and again. First off, when you’re as big a pervert as I am (that’s aside from being gay, ok? I happen to be gay and a pervert, they’re mutually exclusive!) you tend to notice that all the best gay (yes gay, not lesbian, I’m talking M/M stuff here) erotica is written or drawn by women. Aside from that, being rather hansom gay boy myself it’s not hard to get women to open up (whether invited or not) about many subjects (so many girls just feel ridiculously comfortable around gay guys, it’s almost disturbing to me how they immediately assume that we’re supposed to go together as well as Will & Grace) including the fact that they think it’d be hot to see me getting with another guy. Now I said I’m hansom, but I don’t think that there’s any shocking quality about my appearance that it might be powerful enough to sway conventional sexual norms and subvert women’s thought to take pleasure in imagined deviant fantasies.

    Also, it’s been explained to me by reasonably valid sources that Japanese Yaoi (which I always thought was just Japanese Anime style gay porn) is homosexual erotica drawn by women for women, that’s depictions of male/male relationships, romantic and sexual, quite graphic in nature, written and drawn for heterosexual women by heterosexual women. Given the Japanese are very strange, and they have more robots per capita than any other nation in the world, but still I think it’s something rather interesting to consider that this form of media should be seen as acceptable and quite normally desired by heterosexual women.
     
  3. Lemming3k Insanity Gone Mad Registered Senior Member

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    I give it a few more hours before this reaches the depths of the cesspool.
     
  4. Closet Philosopher Off to Laurentian University Registered Senior Member

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    And it did!

    I think that is the poll had a scientific purpose, then it wouldn't have ended up here,
     
  5. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    This poll is bias, you left out anal cum farting.
     
  6. Lemming3k Insanity Gone Mad Registered Senior Member

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    Yep its such a drag being right all the time ;).
    Oh and how about i dont have a favourite type of porn because im not a desperate balding middle aged man??
     
  7. rGEMINI Fallen Entity Registered Senior Member

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    WHAT NO P / P (plant with plant) WTH!!!! liek omfg... NO CM (cell mitosis) 0.0!! WTH!!!
     
  8. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah, gotta love seeing spores violate a flower like she's a 2 dollar whore.
     
  9. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    hell yea, we watched a plant porn video in science, one rather interesting part was when a plant tricked a bee into thinking that it was a female, so the bee was haveing sex with a plant for several minutes
     
  10. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Yeah there's those flowers that turkey slap their seed all over hummingbird's faces when they drink their nectar and then when the hummingbird drinks a females nectar it accidentally head-fucks the female flower, impregnating her with the man flower's jizz thats been spattered all over the hummingbird's slut face.
    I'm getting hot just thinking about it.
     
  11. Closet Philosopher Off to Laurentian University Registered Senior Member

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    rGEMINI, it's nice to see Sciforums has n00bs.
     
  12. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    This poll is so biased it is not even funny.

    Where is the option for geriatric porn?....why hate on the seniors for getting their freak on camera? huh?

    "Yeahhhh baby....run that Ben Gayyyyy all overrrrrrrrrrrrr...yes...yesss..yesssss.....oh yeahhh, bring on the Icy Hot....soooo gooodddddddddddd...yes yes yesss.."
     
  13. rGEMINI Fallen Entity Registered Senior Member

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    Sorry, ILikeSalt I didn't realize that this thread was suppose to be serius. Next time i see a forum with Trees (interpret that as you will) under it's vote list i will take the more causion when posting. ^_~

    But still i think CM pron is the best... =P AHH!!! the cell division!!!!!!!!
     
  14. wesmorrisbabe Ethusiastic bistander Registered Senior Member

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    Several minutes? No wonder he's humping flowers. He probably can't keep the other bees happy. Ha ha ha ha heh... {Tapping microphone and getting feedback} Is this thing on?

    Keeping day job.
     
  15. Jolonar Being of intellect. Registered Senior Member

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    Other: None....

    You guys are sick and sad!
     
  16. rGEMINI Fallen Entity Registered Senior Member

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    Jolonar!!! w00t!!!
    The first sane person to post on this thread... But you made one mistake... You posted...
     
  17. duendy Registered Senior Member

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    i'm Gay too, and i find the top question interesting. i dont see why women wouldn't find GOOD gay porn a turn on...after all an erect man is better than the floppies that some women for women's mags have (or am i behind the times?)....i think a lot of this 'women do't like porno' argument is mor women being made to feel they should be like the virgin mary...ie., basically just there for breedin babies. not in touch with their wild side. same for many men as well

    women apparently have a greater coapcity of mutiple orgasms so i can't see them pretending to be erotically 'illiterate'...tho i am aware these inhibitions can be rammed in deep........excuse the pun
     
  18. Jolonar Being of intellect. Registered Senior Member

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    You're right, I shouldn't have posted, but I had to tell them that they were sick and sad!

    That's all.....
     
  19. OverTheStars Registered Senior Member

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    I have posted in here maybe a week ago, and my post was deleted. I really don't think there was something wrong with it, no bad language or anything. It IS a thread about porn anyway, so what was the problem? Now I'm scared to post in here again.
     
  20. Dr Lou Natic Unnecessary Surgeon Registered Senior Member

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    Maybe you just dreamed that you posted, that happened to me once, this other time I dreamt I played in a womens rugby league and predictably kicked serious ass. I'd tackle the shit out of them and just dominate every game. The great thing was everyone thought I was just good. No one brought attention to the fact I was a man competing against women and they'd just be like "you're really killing them out there kid, good job".
    It was a great dream.
     
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