What is the strangest that has ever happened to you?

Discussion in 'Pseudoscience Archive' started by rjr6, Aug 10, 2009.

  1. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Lori, I'm a bit disappointed that you don't believe me. After all, you asked God to pay me a visit and he did. Why do you not believe that ?
    Why don't you pray to him and ask him if he really visited me (if that's how it works) ?

    By the way, God told me that all that matters is that you believe in him. You don't have to pray to him or go to the church. Simply believing is enough.
     
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  3. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    are you islamic?
     
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  5. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    No. What's the relevance of that question ?
     
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  7. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    then why was god talking to you about islam?

    btw...we're bogarting rjr6's thread.

    unless of course, this is the strangest thing that's ever happened to you.

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  8. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Because I asked him, remember ?
    And God is definitely a HE, by the way. His voice was clearly male.

    It is.. :bugeye:
     
  9. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    He also asked me if I would help him set up the extermination of humanity. He has apparently grown tired of us. It would win me a special place in heaven, he said.
    I respectfully declined though. He told me that he was recruiting people around the globe already. And also that I shouldn't worry because it would take a long time before it actually took place.
    That was really weird because I thought God wouldn't have any trouble killing us all if he wanted to. Why would he need people's help ? I asked him, but he wouldn't answer it.
     
  10. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    why did you ask him that?


    are you saying you heard god's voice with your ears?

    liar.


    It is.. :bugeye:[/QUOTE]
     
  11. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    there is no special place in heaven. either you are lying, or the voice was lying, and in that case, that voice was not god, because god doesn't lie.
     
  12. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Why not. You mentioned that God hates religion so I asked him about it.

    It's was more like in my head.
    Liar !?

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  13. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    The voice assured me that he was God and I have no reason to doubt him.
    How do you know there isn't a special place in heaven ?
     
  14. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    if he hates religion, then why in hell would he give you a religious answer?


    without a vocal quality that was audible, you wouldn't have been able to determine a gender...silly.
     
  15. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    because god doesn't play favorites like that, and he doesn't bribe people. you weren't talking to god.
     
  16. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    He did ? He just said that Islam was wrong.

    I heard him in my head. It was unmistakably a male voice.

    It really hurts that you don't believe me Lori.
     
  17. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    It was a free choice, no consequences.
    How do you know that God doesn't 'play favorites'.
    Seems to me that's what he was doing all along. Believers get into heaven, the rest don't.
     
  18. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    enmos, that's a religious answer.


    you don't hear vocal qualities like that in your head, only with your ears. you could hear inflections, but you would not be able to determine a gender without the use of your ears.

    you should have thought this through a little more...

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  19. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Huh? I don't see how. And anyway, what if it was ?
    Maybe you are lying.

    Wtf? I DID hear his voice and it was coming from nowhere.
    You know what screw this, you aren't going to believe me anyway.
     
  20. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    ok.
     
  21. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Ok what ?
     
  22. Lori_7 Go to church? I am the church! Registered Senior Member

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    screw this.
     
  23. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    You've turned out to be a disappointment.
     

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