Thank goodness you weren't at the hospital when I died and was revived! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
So, you believe in vampires and werewolves more than God? That's an odd statement coming from an atheist.
What ever this guy has. Cutting off arms and legs, you're still wanting to be human. This guy doesn't even want to be his own species. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Well if you recall they went back to the cave where Jesus was taken to be buried after 3 days but he awoke just after they took him there and was screaming for someone to open the cave rock door in order for him to get out. He wasn't dead at all but only in a coma for a brief period after blacking out on the cross. They only thought he was dead back then because they didn't have any way to know what a coma was. He finally got a passing donkey driver to hear his calls for help and was set free from the cave only to get lost amongst the people for he didn't want to be caught again and be crusified, would you? Well that's what I heard when I was dead, hope you know now what really happened back in the days of old.Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
Well, Jesus rose from the dead. He was a Zombie. Zombies eat people brains so they can no longer think. So that seems about right.
If that's what you learned when you were dead, then you weren't dead - you were hallucinating. Obviously, the Romans stabbed Jesus in the chest just for good measure to make sure he was dead. There was no coma.
No, I was actually dead as you say he was, without any medical evidence, only hersay from uneducated witnesses. They only pretended to stab him, he had connections in the roman army that passed the word to make it look good.
So you need an education now to know when someone's dead? I guess until the coroner examines you, you're still alive.
The point being he wasn't dead because back then they couldn't tell a coma from death. Imagine back then finding someone lying about in the street seeming to be not breathing and knockedout. If you think about what people did to confirm death back then you would realize they COULD be mistake that he was dead but wasn't at all.