What have you learned about women?

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  1. zanket Human Valued Senior Member

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    In one sentence please.
     
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  3. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    one sentence?! Bastard!

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    OK:

    "you're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't"

    can I give you an answer of more than one sentence?
     
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  5. Flores Registered Senior Member

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    Roses are red, violets are blue
    Women are bitches and so are you
     
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  7. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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  8. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    Women should be obscene and not heard.
    Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)

    What is most beautiful in virile men is something feminine; what is most beautiful in feminine women is something masculine.
    Susan Sontag (1933 - ), Against Interpretation, 1966

    When a woman marries again, it is because she detested her first husband. When a man marries again, it is because he adored his first wife. Women try their luck; men risk theirs.
    Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900), The Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891


    There's nothing sooner dry than women's tears.
    John Webster (1580 - 1625), The White Devil (1612)



    Women have served all these centuries as looking-glasses possessing the magic and delicious power of reflecting the figure of a man at twice its natural size.
    Virginia Woolf (1882 - 1941), A Room of One's Own (1929)


    Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked.
    Ovid (43 BC - 17 AD)


    Men make the mistake of thinking that because women can't see the sense in violence, they must be passive creatures. It's just not true. In one important way, at least, men are the passive sex. Given a choice, they will always opt for the status quo. They hate change of any kind, and they fight against it constantly. On the other hand, what women want is stability, which when you stop to think about it is a very different animal.
    Eric Lustbader, The Kaisho


    Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.
    Alan Holbrook


    Women! Can't live with them...pass the beer nuts.
    Norm (Cheers)


    HERE....knock yourselves out.



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  9. dcexodusfalling doer of stuff Registered Senior Member

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    now I was orginally going to post something that would make it seem like I understand women, but then I realized, I dont understand women, and I would cause more pain for myself and others.
     
  10. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    1) dating/flirting stage:

    -always be as confident, and honest/genuine as possible.
    -always compliment the little things, nails, shoes, etc again being genuine as poss.
    -never take them to a rest/bar that you haven't been to before yourself.
    -never talk about:
    sports
    cars
    money

    -invest in a manicure gents.....they will notice.
    -same with shoes, spend a little money, you won't regret it.
    -eye contact
    -smile.
    -always try to maintain some air of mystery about yourself
    -never moan/bitch about your problems.

    2) when you got 'em:
    most of the above

    -avoid hiding things, communication is always the best option.
    -gents you must learn the art of foreplay, women are like water, they simmer for a long time before they get hot, and never underestimate the power of gentle kisses and hugs....they love it, they are generally a lot more tactile than us.
    once you get to wraithy boy's level you will be able to get a lady hot just by kissing and carresing her in the right way, in the right places....without getting her kit off

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    -always ask what they like/want, where they like to be touched etc....then give 'em what they want

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    -foot massages gents.....aye carrumba they love it.
     
  11. zanket Human Valued Senior Member

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    That's the kind of info I was looking for. Keep it coming.
     
  12. outlandish smoki'n....... Registered Senior Member

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    hmmm....maybe I should write a book........
     
  13. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    What I have learned about women?...Hmmmmm

    They are human. After all the social games, gender differences, expected sex roles, comptetitive tendencies they are just like any man or more rather any human being. They want respect, to be loved for all their amazing qualities as well as their faults, food, shelter, clothing, success and hapiness.

    and good sex, really good sex.

    Don't listen to those macho bastards who think they know women

    "If a man tells you he knows how a woman's mind works, he knows nothing"
    Robert Evans

    and don't listen to those feminazis. Those who perpetuate gender differences are those who need to learn. Men and women do lead separate lives but ultimetly they are human and succumb to the same pain and fears.
     
  14. fireguy_31 mors ante servitium Registered Senior Member

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    Always give a woman what she wants and never what she needs; she can afford her needs.
     
  15. Quigly ......................... ..... Registered Senior Member

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    What have you learned about women?"

    As a male, You can't reap, where you haven't sown.
     
  16. SwedishFish Conspirator Registered Senior Member

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    sargentlard wins!

    what i know about women:

    no two women are alike, just as no two men are alike. yet they all (people) are essentially alike.
     
  17. Pollux V Ra Bless America Registered Senior Member

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    Some like being tickled more than others.
     
  18. Fraggle Rocker Staff Member

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    The Swede and the Sarge got it:

    Women are all individuals: variances from even the most expertly drawn generalizations are so enormous and so common that the generalizations are nearly useless.
     
  19. guthrie paradox generator Registered Senior Member

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    Not enough. But I'm working on it, honest.
     
  20. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    My understanding of women is a bit superficial....

    but so far, I've been able to understand this:

    They appreciate little things about a guy
    -shoes (white are always the best,)
    -cologne (not overpowering,)
    -what he wears must be clean and tasteful (ie matching, but stylish)
    -a little smile (or grin)
    -clean hair
    -clean, non-greasy face. A little stubble doesn't hurt
    -a nice watch
    -excellent posture
    -MUSCLES (women love to wrestle me)
    -cheek bones (I'm soo blessed)
    -intelligence (ie, ability to say something intelligent, whether or not you are.)
    -self confidence
    ...and sadly...
    -height, which I am deficient in...

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    Most of these things go hand in hand. Women like to confuse these things with personality (when nearly all guys can put on this show)..:m:
     
  21. coluber Registered Senior Member

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    hehehe wow some of these comments are really interesting your taking a very scientific approach I commend you for your efforts.

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  22. zanket Human Valued Senior Member

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    I’ve learned that it’s a rare woman who is interested more in the man than in what the man can do for her.
     
  23. fireguy_31 mors ante servitium Registered Senior Member

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    Zanket

    I think you're starting to get the picture.
     

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