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  1. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    I wish gods would talk to me.
     
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  3. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Have you tried using underarm deodorant ?
     
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  5. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Sure it was.

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  7. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Not in the least
     
  8. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    My good reason for asking is because a Muslim father and son are currently serving long sentences in prison for killing a female member of the family while attempting to beat a jinn out of her. Rumour had it that the jinn possessed her because she had refused to go through with a forced ( not arranged ) marriage.

    I find that frightening
     
  9. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Do you think it would help?
     
  10. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Thats not surprising. Some jinns occupy Presidents of countries and incite them to look for invisible WMDs. Always good for an excuse, these jinns.
     
  11. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    WOW!!!! awesome connection

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  13. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    In JWB's case you must remember that his are Christian jinns, i.e., jinns who talk to the righteous and offer good advice. In other word a better class of jinn altogether.
     
  14. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Nvm I see the connection..... lol
     
  15. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Not only that, they also BOGO with immunity from prosecution, some of it retroactive.

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  16. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Well , they say cleanliness is next to godliness. God spoke to me when I was in the shower and I joyfully watched my sins being washed away.
     
  17. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Its just an indication how killing one girl can get you life imprisonment if spirits are talking to you, but killing a 100,000 plus can get you re-elected as President of a country if God is the one giving directions. Everything should be seen in perspective.

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  18. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Yea I got your point after hitting the post button....inserts foot into mouth.

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  19. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Are you sure it was your sins, and not just dirt and hookers blood?

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  20. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    No problem, personally, I always believe that anyone who thinks jinns, God etc are inviting you to kill people should be lobotomised to cut off the connection.
     
  21. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Even certain presidents?

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  22. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Hmm not sure there's enough to spare. I've always thought his God was actually Cheney calling in.

    "Hi George, this is Dic- God speaking. Operation Iraq Liberation all set?" click.

    Back to Muslims and jinns.

    Its surprising how many instances of jinns are found in cases of domestic abuse.
     
  23. shichimenshyo Caught in the machine Registered Senior Member

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    Good point

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