Weirdest Thing You've Ever Heard?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by sderenzi, Oct 23, 2006.

  1. weed_eater_guy It ain't broke, don't fix it! Registered Senior Member

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    old german men swaying back and fourth at an oktoberfest with full mugs held up high, while they all sang, in unison, the entirety of John Denver's "Country Roads, Take Me Home" in heavily ascented and slurred english.

    just one of those moments your brain needs a couple minutes and a good beer to completely register...
     
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  3. geodesic "The truth shall make ye fret" Registered Senior Member

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    is it a flying saucer?

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    I can read your mind.
     
  8. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Witch?!!?!?

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  9. glaucon tending tangentially Registered Senior Member

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    Aaah... But how do you know she's a witch???
     
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    Source?
     
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  12. glaucon tending tangentially Registered Senior Member

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    Experience.

    Ever watched any daytime TV????
    Read some of the posts on here????

    And if experience isn't enough:
     
  13. weed_eater_guy It ain't broke, don't fix it! Registered Senior Member

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    I second glaucon, as one who went to U.S. Department of Defense Schools his whole life and got thrown back into the REAL american school system for my last 5 months of high school.

    But then again, you mean other developed countries. If you compared us to the Congo, we kick ass! There's alot more underdeveloped than there is developed.
     
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    That is so sad... Wanna buy some ears?
     
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    Ignorance is the greatest enemy of democracy. The american government WANTS americans to be ignorant.... :bugeye:
     
  16. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    No.. the American government is too busy with its self to do anything right. Ignorance is just a consequence.
     
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    Ignorance has been spread for centuries...

    Well, maybe decades...

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  18. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    Who is with me? Drugs, Sex, and Rock and Roll?
     
  19. valich Registered Senior Member

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    Why? This wasn't weird at all! Sounds to me like you were in the middle of one of the happiest situations that a person can have - smack dab in the middle of everyone around you having a grand ole merry good time!

    I don't believe this one! There is no way that a man can stick his into a little pitbull!

    Now this is much more believable, and weird as weird can be. Especially how the whole story unfolded and the conclusion that this guy had to marry the goat! In ancient biblical times - I believe that it is document in the Bible? - males were known to have sex with sheep. Somewhere it says that sheep have the closest type of vagina to humans. I hope nobody starts to get any ideas from this as they are also a source of infectious diseases.
     

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