Visceral and Shorty's 'Men are a Pain' thread!!

Nope. That thought has never crossed the mind of a real man!

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See? We fucked up big time when we gave women the right to vote ...then fucked up even worse when we gave them "equal" rights. Women should be chained to house ...to cook, clean, care for the kids and provide pleasure for the man.

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Baron Max

 

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It's evident that you have never had a good kick in the balls

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lol ok then.. so it's down to "Men are a pain" then.

 

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No, other way around.

Men are for fucking, fathering children, and lifting heavy things.

I'm fairly good at lifting heavy things myself, and I'm not overly fussed about children...I think I'm going to just keep a dog instead.

That leaves fucking. You are getting devalued aren't you?

 

I don't think many men would lose sleep over that.

 

I have had the female equivalent.

I was once out mountain biking, and I wasn't going very fast, but fast enough that when I pulled on the brakes too hard, I fell forward and hit the metal right on that little female ridge...You know. That thing that has 8000 nerve ends.

Normally I can shrug off most pain, but this hurt so bad, I had to hyperventilate. I just lay on the ground and didn't move for several minutes. I thought I might have internal bleeding.

 

See, VI, you keep talking to me and you just keep getting smarter and smarter! Oh, wait, is it because you're getting older and older?

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Men and women should live separately ...and get together ocassionally when the mood strikes them both. ...and for only one thing - sex!

Baron Max

 

Yea, now imagine having those nerve endings on the outside where they can get squashed more easily

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Shit, yes...I see your point.

Then again, imagine having surges of pain like that every 3 minutes or so for a few hours.

 

What happens if you bump it up to 3hrs? all hell brakes loose?
I mean it only takes men 5 minutes so what do you do the rest of the time?

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I got the scenerio for you Baron.........
You come over to a nice dinner, I have prepared. We eat and chit chat for about an hour. Then I clean up all the dishes and put everything away MYSELF while you sit in front of the TV. By this time an 1 1/2 passes. We chit chat for another 20 minutes, then you put on the moves. Foreplay lasts for 2mins then sex another 5 mins leaving 3 mins to zip up your pants, walk to the door slap me on the ass and say shall we do this again next Wednesday?

That about right?

 

Just treat all men like they have alzheimers, because they sure as fuck don't remember a word you say!

 

It's not even those nerve endings that hurt that much, it's when your balls get a really good squash that you're really hurting..
I don't think women can compare it to anything though.
On the other hand, I'm pretty sure childbirth hurts more

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But probably not for all women.

 

Thank You! At least you admit it.

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Fair point. I'm sure if someone squeezed one of my endocrine glands, that would be horrifically painful...Yay for having your vital stuff on the inside.

Ya my mother said when she was having my brother she almost passed out from the pain. On the other hand when my sis had my niece, it hurt a bit, but not that much.

 

From all the other threads I've read, I think the general consensus.....at least the point the people posting are trying to advertise.... is that women are emotional - which defines "arbitrary" motivations vs something based on controlled rational thinking (which men supposedly have). Of course... in that case, the prisons are filled with TONS of rational thinkers hehe

 

I don't understand why men just don't do things on their own. Why do they have to be specifically TOLD exactly what to do otherwise it doesn't get done. But then when you tell them what to do they say you are nagging them. It is a no win situation...:bugeye:

 

Lol!

Also: [hypocrite]who are the reckless ones? The ones who drive at hyperspeed and dare each other to do dangerous things to look cool? [/hypocrite]

 

See the thing is that we should take women as they are but at the same time women always want us to change.
Have you ever seen one of those reverse role scenes ? Doesn't it look ridiculous ?

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I don't want men to change...

I would just like to have a man to moan about in the first place...but who wants me when you can have an actual female, as opposed to something with enough androgen in its veins to make fucking hair gel.

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Well whenever a woman speaks I always suffer Deja Vu Alzheimers.
I think I've forgotten this before.