i was trying to put a positive spin on things Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! because so many nasty little bugs were mentioned i wanted to add a nice bug. (yes you get nice bugs and nasty bugs im prejudice) peace
You're a ridiculous kind of guy, so I thought a ridiculous kind of approach would be good for the solution. You'll need: A kettle A 700ml or 1 litre bottle of vodka 1/8th of grass -more is better, clearly Cigarettes Papers Advised, but optional: A couple of friends Duct tape to completely seal offending bedroom Swimming goggles 911 on speed-dial A fire extinguisher Alright. Here goes. Seal up the offending room - close the doors, windows, etc. At this point, you can use duct tape to completely seal the room. Make a few joints - you'll most likely not be able to make them later on. Have a few tokes and relax. Maybe put some music on. Pour some vodka into the empty kettle. Plug kettle into wall and hit the on button. Try to keep a naked flame going at all times to avoid the risk of explosion or fire - e.g. keep the joints going. Continue exercise and repeat. You might feel the need to put your swimming goggles on fairly soon into the experience. Add vodka into the kettle often and boil it off until there's none left. Keep toking. When you run out of vodka to boil off and grass to smoke, you should be free of bugs. If you don't make it that far, hit the button you have 911 on speed-dial.
STOP CRUELTY TO ANIMALS!!! KISS YOUR BED BUG TODAY! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
And so, all seemed very quiet and peaceful at the small town of Bugsvill USA that night.... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
.....And most people quietly went to sleep........ Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
.......Yet, had anyone known, or been able to see how the bed bugs we're all gathering to plot their attack, the outcome may have been different.... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
.....Having plotted their strategy, the bed bugs poised into position...... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
valich are you having a debate with yourself again Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! peace.
........Then they attacked. And there was no escape........ Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
.....Yet, there was still one hope! The mosquitos came to the rescue..... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
........Somehow the bed bugs had hypnotized the people. And they were oblivious to the pending doom........ Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
......And this allowed the bed bugs to go "undercover"....... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
.....Some of the people thought it was all just a dream..... Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
.....and the bed bugs celebrated with a bed-bug party! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
