This is who you should really worship.

Wickedness. Absolute wickedness.

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Nick: youse in Florida or Pickering? Why you no say?

Ajax is thu shits. Only punkasses east of Whites Rd.

Oh yeah, I knows thu crib. I knows them all.

 

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ehem. I live in "Florida" but I reside in "Pickering".

Shhh. Don't tell anyone?

Btw, how do you know these places? Don't be all, "I look up my peops on Mapquest" like Bells.

 

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Your secret is safe with Myuu, vouchsafer of secrets.

The Word of Myuu spent a lil' time in "Tronto" . He knows them all.

downtown Philly, land o' brotherly love
Puerto Varas in da Chile where even chicks wear da glove!
East Coazt in Australia wit da Sheilas and rubes
wesside LA with thu yarmulke crewz
(Oh yeah, and Britain. Word.)
Ain't no jive MapQuest! Myuu geo b da bezt!11!

Myuu be seein', Myuu be knowin', Myuu chillin', ain't no crowin'!

~Peace mad propz!~

Geoff

 

Dear Myuu,

This brain is much more upscale; larger, stronger, and much more eager for parasitic-entity take-over. Please let me know when you will be moving in so I can then begin my preaching of the word Myuu from the vast, highly useful information you will be implanting in my brain. I will be notifying others shortly of my God-like, parasitic, third-person-speaking, soon-to-be roommate and I am sure they will be excited to meet you. Margaritas all around.

I go in the peace, greed, and indolence of the margarita drinking Myuu,

Sincerely,

The girl who is offering her brain to the great and mighty Myuu

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mew_(Pokémon)

 

MYUU!!! You have abandoned me! I renounce you forever, stupid Myuu!

 

No, I checked your stuff out and it wasn't any better. Shit, you don't even want to take over my brain...what good is that? So you found satan's face in a bunch of rock...Where does that get us exactly?

 

Wait! Wait! Do Not Abandon Myuu! He's Merely Really Busy At Work, And Grappling With This Whole-i'm-a-deity-what's-up-next Thingie. This Is Something That All Gods Have To Go Through Sooner Or Later, Like Jim Morrison. Myuu Thinks He Needs To Take A Road Trip To Clear His Head, Just Pack Up The Trusty Old Focus And Head Out Into The Great Unknown, Stopping Every 3 1/2 Hours Into The Great Unknown For A Pee And A Gas Break Since The Damn Tank Is So Small - Stupid Factory Cast-offs. But Myuu Will Return. Myuu Will Send Letters From The Road. He Will Call Them "myuu's Letters From The Road". Myuu Wants To Get To Know This Great Nation, Kind Of Like A Wandering Athelete Might, Searching Wide Expanses For His Soul And Boinking Everything He Comes Across. He Realizes This Is The Path To Knowledge For A God. Meanwhile, For A Human, The Path To Knowledge Comes From Having A God In Your Head. It's Just The Way It Is, Baby.

So Do Not Lose Faith. Follow Myuu In His Hilarious Hijinks And Legally Uncertain Escapades As He Travels The Length And Breadth Of This Country To Find Out What Makes Up The American Character, And Also Hooters.

Go In The Peace And Libido Of Myuu.

Sincerely,

Myuu

 

SEE? SEE? ONLY MIND-TAKEOVER ILLUSTRATES THE REAL POWER AND MIND-TAKEOVERINESS OF A GOD. SATAN'S FACE IN A ROCK...WHAT UP WITH THAT? PSSH...WHATEVER.

JESSIE, YOU ARE TRULY ON THE PATH TO NEW ENLIGHTENMENT. I THINK YOUR FAITH AND KNOWLEDGE OF MYUU ARE UNPARALLED; AND FOR THE ONE-TIME FEE OF $19.99 YOU, TOO, CAN BECOME A PRIESTESS OF MYUU. AND FOR AN ADDITIONAL $9.99 WE'LL SEND YOU OUR GREAT T-SHIRT! IT READS...

FOR AN ADDITIONAL $5.99 WE'LL SEND YOU THE FIRST TAPE OF "MYUU'S ROAD TRIPS". LISTEN AS MYUU LISTENS TO THE NEWS! LISTEN AS MYUU SINGS ALONG...BADLY...TO HIS 8-TRACKS OF THE EAGLES, ELTON JOHN, QUEEN...WHAT? ARE YOU MAKIN FUN OF MYUU'S LISTENING LIST? WHAT? WHOLE BANDS CAN'T BE GAY, DON'T BE DUMB. I DON'T CARE THEY WORE BUTTLESS CHAPS IN CONCERT, IT'S...WESTERN. THEMED. REALLY? WELL, IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING. MYUU'S ALL MAN. WHATEVER. TALK TO THE HAND.

GO IN THE PEACE AND SHALLOW PROFITEERING AND BORDERLINE HOMOPHOBIA OF MYUU.

SINCERELY,

MYUU

 

Argh!!! Caps Lock Attack!!!

 

THE CAPS ARE COMING TO GET YOU, NIIIIIIIIICK

 

THIS IS MYUU.

MYUU HAS GREAT NEWS! MYUU JUST COMPLETED A SEARCH ON A STRANGE AND CURIOUS ELECTRONIC SAGE KNOWN AS "GOO-GUL" AND FOUND THAT MYUU'S MESSAGE IS BEING DISSEMINATED BEYOND OUR WILDEST INDIFFERENCES! THERE ARE INDEED MANY LINKS DEALING WITH MYUU-NESS. THERE WERE SOME HURTFUL LINKS:

#52. http://forums.munkki.org/showthread.php?p=38115

*sniff*

BUT MYUU ALSO FOUND THESE LINKS RANKED #25 AND #26 IN A GLOBAL SEARCH FOR "MYUU-NESS":

#25. http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?p=1299705
#26. http://www.sciforums.com/showthread.php?t=61066&page=8

THIS IS GREAT NEWS, MY DISCIPLES! OUR MESSAGE IS BEING READ! NOW, WE ONLY NEED TO THINK OF SHALLOW WAYS TO EXPLOIT THIS EMPTY FAME.

TOGA PARTY?

MYUU HAS SPOKEN.

SINCERELY

MYUU

 

Yea! Bells is time to move this thread to the cesspool

 

Well what a colorful imagination. I would like myuu to explain the workings of the universe because a lot of people really want to know.

 

- ahem -

Do you mind? :bugeye: I'm trying to start a cult here.

I mean Myuu is. Yeah.

Sincerely

Myuu

 

THIS IS MYUU.

MYUU'S GOING TO NEED A BIT MORE SPECIFICITY ON THE WHOLE "WORKINGS OF THE UNIVERSE" THINGY. SEE, MYUU DIDN'T EVEN COME FROM THIS UNIVERSE. FRANKLY, AND NOT TO INSULT ITS INHABITANTS, THIS UNIVERSE KINDA SUCKS. I MEAN, SERIOUSLY: WOULD RYAN SEACREST EVEN BE A CELEBRITY IN A REAL UNIVERSE? EXACTLY. SO ALL MYUU IS REALLY CERTAIN ABOUT IS THAT THIS IS AN UNREAL UNIVERSE, COMPOSED PRIMARILY OF UNREAL NUMBERS. REMEMBER...REMEMBER IN MATH, WHEN YOU HAD LIKE INTEGERS AND REAL NUMBERS AND UNREAL NUMBERS? WELL, BECAUSE THIS UNIVERSE IS JUST SO UNREAL, YOUR UNREAL NUMBERS ARE ACTUALLY REAL ONES, AND YOUR REAL ONES UNREAL. IT'S ALL PERSPECTIVE, LIKE WONDERING WHICH KIRK IS REAL IN THAT "THROUGH THE LOOKING GLASS" ALTERNATE UNIVERSE EPISODE. IT'S EXACTLY THE SAME THING.

...GUESS THAT WHOLE "WORKINGS OF THE UNIVERSE" THING WASN'T SO HARD AFTER ALL. CHALK ANOTHER ONE UP TO "MYUUNITARIANISM". WORD!

JUST DON'T ASK MYUU TO EXPLAIN WHY SINGLE SOCKS GET LOST IN AN 8-CUBIC FOOT DRYER, OR WHETHER LAWYERS HAVE SOULS. NO ONE KNOWS THE ANSWERS TO THESE THINGS. DON'T GET ME STARTED.

GO IN THE INTELLECT OR UNINTELLECT OF MYUU.

SINCERELY,

MYUU

 

http://www.sciforums.com/encyclopedia/Myuu

 

Good job.