There's a party in my pants...and you're invited!

Do you think that you are making any sense? I sometimes have difficulty making some people understand my sense when I have been drinking. Damn them and their limited understanding!

 

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I'm totally getting a prostitute.

 

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I speak drunk! If you want I can translate.

Thanks NLIG for covering the bar for me, I'll take back over...I'll split the tips with you at the end of the night.

 

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cool I'll use it for a proostitute so I don't get one where she hasnt covvered up the bullet wounds.

 

Ahhhh you're to young to be whorin' just yet....I'll let ya borrow a couple of playboy's.

 

you're too late macgyver

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cy'all I'm heading back to the hotel with Cindy.

 

Ok, where's my car!?

 

$%#@&!!!!!!!!!!
Which one of you drove my car into the pool?? Its on the left side, so I know it wasn't an American!

 

I think it was Reiku, O....don't worry, I called a tow truck, and with a little "Febreze" it will be good as new.

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Gee... It sure looked like a Schwimmwagen at the time...

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Wow, you actually found some Febreeze? I thought Shorty drank all of it.:bugeye: She has such nice breath. I don't know why I feel the need to make out with every one who hits on me, but....she had such nice breasts...I mean breath.

 

Anyone need a drink?....my plans for going out tonight just got canceled, so I'm staying in, yet again...and killing a few more brain and liver cells.

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Who keeps blowing you off??? Don't they know who you are???:bugeye:

 

Oh...tonight it was best friend. It's ok...his work called, and wanted him to be on call...he's a computer programmer, and they're doing some big update over the weekend. It's cool..I really didn't have the money to go out.

Plus...I get stay here and be with y'all! I think I'll post a "before" picture of me tonight...and maybe the "after" later.

 

Ok, here's the "before" pic of me tonight:

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Hi Mitch... how ya doin?


Oh my god!!! You're only 14 Louis?

 

I'm doing good...just starting on a buzz.

Yep, he's 14...and I left him in charge of the bar earlier...I'm missing a bottle of vodka.

 

HAHAHA what I night, I thought you might have been so drunk you thought my avatar was actually a topless me lol

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Geez...I hope you boobs are bigger than that!

 

So is the party resuming or what? Yeah just call me DD lol