... of a new conspiracy theory. One of my cousins is now firmly convinced that the Internet doesn't exist. The providers are faking it to get money for something that is really free. He's "looking into" various ways to get connected without having to "plug in". On due consideration I encourage him. If he actually finds out how to do that I'll offer to file a patent for him. His name might be spelled exactly like mine at some point, but we're cousins, so it stays in the family.