Theism and Cynicism

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  1. lightgigantic Banned Banned

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    I found that the poll q's focuses too much on UK demographics, so I became skeptical how accurate it would be.
    The whole experience made me too skeptical to do the other two polls

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  3. Michael 歌舞伎 Valued Senior Member

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    Test 1
    Definitely not a cynic. You might be better off earning your MBA or running for city council.

    Test 2
    Second rate cynic.

    Test3
    Your Score: Mini-Cynic
     
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  5. lightgigantic Banned Banned

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    actually on the cynic's sanctuary (first one) I got

    You have potential. While you're not yet a full-blown cynic, you exhibit promising talents in that direction.

    and mini cynic on the third one
     
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  7. superluminal I am MalcomR Valued Senior Member

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    What a load of crap.
     
  8. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Now you're being cynical
     
  9. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Your problem is that you can't spell sceptical, night, theatre and lost of other words
     
  10. lightgigantic Banned Banned

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    your problem is that you can't see beyond your existing values, including the cultural ones that determine your spell checker

    eg
    sceptical

    scep·ti·cal

    adjective
    Definition:

    Another spelling of skeptical


    and as your above post indicates, its obvious that not even you are free from the occasional typos

    the sieve to the needle : Aha! just look at that hole you have!!

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  11. superluminal I am MalcomR Valued Senior Member

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    Who, me? pshaw.
     
  12. Kadark Banned Banned

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    Quiz #1

    You have potential. While you're not yet a full-blown cynic, you exhibit promising talents in that direction.

    Quiz #2

    You're only a second rate cynic, actually you're not cynical at all just world weary and sometimes you have a point. One thing though- laughing at children isn't nice.

    Quiz #3

    This quiz is stupid, and is only intended to be completed by stupid people. What stupid person would waste their stupid time filling out all those stupid, pointless questions prior to the stupid quiz? They wanted an e-mail to send the results. Hah!
     
  13. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    ok
    ok
    filled in a username, dincha?

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  14. Anti-Flag Pun intended Registered Senior Member

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    I already know I'm cynically realistic. Religion has little to do with it. Actually most of the assholes I meet are theists, go figure.
     
  15. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Whose language is it anyway ? You colonials have butchered it. There is a book in the pipeline that will shortly be available from Amazon: How to Be American and Still Speak English. The lengths we go to to help you. There is also a move afoot to replace evolutionary theory in schools with English English.

    Ps Only foreigners need spell checkers. We don't use such crutches here in the UK
     
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  16. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    oo?

    gaga gabby gadge galoot gagging for Gandhi's revenge?
     
  17. lightgigantic Banned Banned

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    wow
    my spell checker had to go online to find what a gadge was

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  18. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    I grew up with very strict English teachers.

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  19. Asguard Kiss my dark side Valued Senior Member

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    1) The Official Cynic's Self-Test

    You're in the right place. Welcome, fellow cynic! Be sure to read the sample definitions from The Cynic's Dictionary. And check out the other features at this site.

    2)You are a top grade cynic - infact you have turned cynicisium into an art form, you greet almost every piece of news with snearing contempt. lossen up

    3)qizie cinical
     
  20. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Your turn will come. There will be a special edition for India: How to Enjoy Your Curry and Still Speak English
     
  21. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    A gadge is part of a gadget.
     
  22. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    They obviously didn't beat you enough
     
  23. Myles Registered Senior Member

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    Gandhi ? Are you trying to rub salt in the wound ?
     
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