The TV Talks To Me

Today the TV told me that the Swiffer duster picks up 50% more dust then the leading brand...aka feather duster.

Who the fuck uses a feather duster nowadays anyway? Didn't we all determine that all that did was just smudge the dust around in the air and give everyone a bad case of allergies?

Sheesh.

 

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I have 2 that I found in a closet when I bought the place I'm living in.

They look like this thing - a little plastic tube into which the feathers can retract:

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https://secure.yisi.net/shore/images/brooms/txf914fd.jpg
from:
https://secure.yisi.net/shore/shop/item.asp?itemid=620

They seem pretty ancient, but still work fairly well, I must say.

Now that I know they still make the things I might actually buy new ones.

LoL

 

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LOL That's the more modern version.

 

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My cat ate my feather duster. It was orange. I say good riddance.

 

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Today it told me pigs outdo chimps on intelligence tests.

 

The TV told me that it would always talk to me along as I am stoned and wouldnt give up until I have sobered up. stupid persistant robot.

 

This is fun. I turned on that televisual viewer I see the other people I live with using, and it told me that the musical "Kiss Me Kate" is based on Shakespeare's play "The Taming of The Shrew". Wow, how specifically geared towards me that mechanised little box is! Then I turned it off again. I don't want my brain slipping into a passive alpha level and being control by corporate advertising companies to buy crap I don't need, http://www.illuminati-news.com/2007/1020a.html

 

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Today it told me "There's not a child in America that hasn't watched Sesame Street".

 

Hey

TV talks to me too, don't worry about it. It is there way of telling us we are unhealthy and we need to do something about it. Do like me and consult a natural doctor.

Best of luck on improving, that's what I am trying to do every day.

So far, I bought a weight vest and walk about 3-12 miles per day with it (50 lbs)

Eat healthy foods like brown rice, nuts and seeds, green tea (matcha is the best green tea, google it), take healthy digestive flora supplements like probiotics and yeast (bad bacteria) killing supplements, fresh garlic, fresh ginger root, lots of romaine lettuce and spinach (fresh), not taking drugs or drinking alcohol, limiting my smoking, and making as much money as I can.

Sam

 

Today the TV didn't talk to me at all.