The TV Talks To Me

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  1. Tnerb

    Tnerb Banned Banned

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    Today, the tv told me that I should watch more TV.
     
    Tnerb, Mar 8, 2009
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  3. Captain Kremmen

    Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Are you sure that the TV didn't tell you to send your wife's savings to a blabbering baboon so that he can shave you?
    That's what my TV told me to do, I think, but I'm not certain because my ears need syringing.
     
    Captain Kremmen, Mar 9, 2009
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  5. StrangerInAStrangeLand

    StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Today it told me there's an apple for that.
     
    StrangerInAStrangeLand, Mar 9, 2009
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  7. Tnerb

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    Today it told me, the grim reaper is alive!
     
    Tnerb, Mar 9, 2009
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  8. draqon

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    today the tv told me that being a pirate is really cool
     
    draqon, Mar 9, 2009
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  9. StrangerInAStrangeLand

    StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Today it told me people are difficult to control when they act like wild animals.
     
    StrangerInAStrangeLand, Mar 16, 2009
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  10. Enmos

    Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    The TV tells me everyday that humans ARE wild animals.
     
    Enmos, Mar 16, 2009
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  11. Oli

    Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    I don't have a TV: nobody talks to me.
     
    Oli, Mar 16, 2009
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  12. StrangerInAStrangeLand

    StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Today it told me that peace of mind always starts in the stomach.
     
    StrangerInAStrangeLand, Mar 17, 2009
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  13. jessiej920

    jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    Today it told me to vanquish the demons and pray to St. Michael the Archangel.
     
    jessiej920, Mar 17, 2009
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  14. StrangerInAStrangeLand

    StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Today it told me evil sometimes has a pretty face.
     
    StrangerInAStrangeLand, Mar 22, 2009
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  15. draqon

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    Today at looked at tv, and it showed reflection of me. And I stared at the silent box of glass and plastic, I understood this is happiness I have been seeking for. The silent eternal happiness that the tv showed to me.
     
    draqon, Mar 22, 2009
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  16. StrangerInAStrangeLand

    StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Today it told me Lipozene is available over the phone.
     
    StrangerInAStrangeLand, Mar 22, 2009
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  17. draqon

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    you should have picked up the phone to find Lipozene embedded in it...or you dont trust the holy scriptures of TV? :bugeye:
     
    draqon, Mar 22, 2009
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  18. Enmos

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    Aww thanks !

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    Enmos, Mar 22, 2009
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  19. Captain Kremmen

    Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Duncan: "There's no art / To find the mind's construction in the face: / He was a gentleman on whom I built / An absolute trust."

    Macbeth

    Explanation:
    Shakespeare was saying that when we watch Television, we should not believe everything that we are told.
     
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    Captain Kremmen, Mar 22, 2009
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  20. Killjoy

    Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Today the damned thing told me to "think with my dipstick".

    :bugeye:
     
    Killjoy, Mar 24, 2009
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  21. jessiej920

    jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    LOL.

    Today, the TV told me there is a very real chance I could become a sex-slave or beaten prostitute to dirty Johns and evil pimps because I'm an attractive young woman.

    And people wonder why us women are so fucking paranoid. :runaway:
     
    jessiej920, Mar 24, 2009
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  22. StrangerInAStrangeLand

    StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    A minute ago, it told me atheists are ready to spread their message of believing in nothing.
     
    StrangerInAStrangeLand, Mar 30, 2009
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  23. StrangerInAStrangeLand

    StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Today it told me varieties in gender is frightening to people.
     
    StrangerInAStrangeLand, Apr 19, 2009
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