Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! There are many different types of shits you can have, for example: The phantom shit: this is when you have taken a shit and when you get up to wipe your arse there is nothing in the bowl. The angel shit: This is when you have taken a shit and you get up to wipe your arse and there is nothing on the toliet paper. The tar shit: This is when you have taken a shit, and no matter how many times you wipe your arse there is still more shit. The Cat shit: This is when you do a shit and when you get up to wipe, it looks like a cat has done a shit in you toliet. The elephant, shit: this is much the same as the cat shit, although to the different extream. please feel free to add more, i know there must be many types of shit out there, share!
the piss shit: this is the shit when you sit down on the toliet and it feel like you are pissing out your arse
The splattered shit; This is when you had to wait a long time before going and when you finally arive, you ars splatters the whole bowl!. How about a "rushed fart"? This is when sneeze and fart at the same time; seems the bodily movement of the sneeze makes your fart go out faster as if it were rushed. (it hurts too!) LOL..Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! Godless
the false shit. the need to go really bad then you sit down and let lose a fart that goes for like 10 seconds but no sign of shit!! just smelly air
The repeater shit: You hang a crap, you feel great, then five mins later you need to take another one!
This thread is a failed attempt at being funny < shit. I can't believe I can make topics with a purpose and it will get sent to the cess, but threads about 'different types of shit' are sustained.
The gay shit When you have to wipe it off of your.... No! even I wont go there! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
more like funny shit HAHAHA oh yeah, and the liquid dump shit which aint diarraha as it has constituency, but takes three flushes to get rid off and the water and shit rises worryingly near the rim of the toilet on first flush....phew
that is a bit like the floter shit: It is what you think is a normal shit and then all of a sudden, the little barsted does not want to leavethe bowl, no matter how many times you flush the little barsted wont leave the bowl.
curry shit: This is when you have taken a shit the day after having spicey food, and your ring burns, not only whilst your taking the dumb although for a couple of hours later as well
The S.B.S (splash back shit) when launch a hunk of feces at a high velocity and you get a splash of water in return.
