the solution to everything: suicide

Discussion in 'General Philosophy' started by Yorda, Jun 24, 2008.

  1. Yorda Registered Senior Member

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    suicide is the only thing that solves everything, because it makes everything disappear into nothing (death).
     
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  2. clusteringflux Version 1. OH! Valued Senior Member

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  3. Syzygys As a mother, I am telling you Valued Senior Member

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    I agree, but you go first...
     
  4. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    It doesn't stop the pain that your friends and relatives that you leave behind will have. It also doesn't take care of your children, pets, house, car, loans, and various other stuff that you have left behind.
     
  5. draqon Banned Banned

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    Yorda...show us the way.
     
  6. shedevilx Registered Senior Member

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    it's available for around 5k euros in Switzerland if anyone's inquiring
     
  7. spidergoat alien lie form Valued Senior Member

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    Ice cream works better.
     
  8. draqon Banned Banned

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    Life works better, no guilt, no remorse...it will come surely.
     
  9. Enmos Staff Member

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    A solution for what ?
     
  10. draqon Banned Banned

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    to escape all problems.

    They seem to pile up...

    And I can't seem to win

    So now I will go and die...

    I cannot wait any longer
     
  11. Enmos Staff Member

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    The problems still exist, he just doesn't know it anymore.
    He will also never know that he is now free of those problems.
     
  12. draqon Banned Banned

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    I never did condemn or endorse a suicide. Whoever chooses it, its their free will.

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  13. spidergoat alien lie form Valued Senior Member

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    Ben and Jerry's Coffee Heath Toffee Crunch is the solution to all our problems. Possibly also the Cookie Dough.
     
  14. draqon Banned Banned

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    lol...Godiva is a solution and HaagenDazs :p
     
  15. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Never bought ben and jerrys or HaagenDazs it's so dam expensive for a little container.
    Am I really missing out or what?
     
  16. Tnerb Banned Banned

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    This is not exactly true.

    There is a correction or two to be made as has been pointed out. The only thing it solves is release into the unknown.


    That would make it a solution to nothing. In our lives we are condemned to exist. This does not mean that it would solve everything if we died, think about if we get reborn? Do you know how much stuff is written about re-birth? What if you get reborn? What if the only thing that solves everything is to just be happy and peaceful?
    What if the only thing that solves everything is none of the above?
     
  17. spidergoat alien lie form Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, you must be poor!
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    ummm...forget ben and jerrys...


    but listen shorty, HaagenDazs is worth it. Buy it, the big jar of it.
     
  19. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Ha! not quite in the poor house yet :p I have seen these itty bitty containers for like 6.99+

    I usually buy Breyers.
     
  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    Seriosly shorty, buy the big Haagen Dazs
     

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