The Signs Have Fallen Into Place - Repent!

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by CounslerCoffee, Dec 30, 2004.

  1. CounslerCoffee Registered Senior Member

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    We have truly entered the end times. I have seen the final prophecy that comes before Christ returns to Earth.

    http://www.wftv.com/news/4035165/detail.html

    The Bible tells us:
    "Look! I am coming quickly, and the reward I give is with me, to render to each one as his work is."-Rev. 22:12.

    And now the prophecy shall be fulfilled. Bless this cat, for now I see that the end times are upon us. Jesus came down and pulled that cat up to heaven to show me, and you, that the day of reckoning is at hand.

    Repent now, sinners!
     
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  3. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    hmmm...

    Well...

    Even if Armageddon is not nigh...


    Another stinkin' cat got wasted...!



    Set up a round O' drinks, and a fine fie-fiddle-dee-dee...!!

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  5. Gambit Star Universal Entity Registered Senior Member

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    Oh the humanity !
     
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  7. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    I saw a sign too.

    Twas -25 last night and I almost froze..freddy off before returning home. No places to stop and warm up on the way.
     
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  8. marv Just a dumb hillbilly... Registered Senior Member

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    I like cats. They're good for target practice before rabbit and squirrel season!

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  9. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Do you mean "feral" cats... as in housecats which have "gone wild", and now prowl about... or just anyone's pet tabby which wanders into range...?
     
  10. jumble_nuts Registered Senior Member

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    Hahaha. I remember Pat Robertson being on TV as a kid (I grew up in a very strict and holy household

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    ) and him saying it was the End of times. Then I remember when Y2K hit and everyone though that was the end of life as we know it. People have predicted this since long before any of us were here and they will continue to do it. According to the bible it say God will come as a theif in the night. And that man kind will not know the day nor the hour. If anyone believes in God then they should accept the fact that God don't tell people this kind of info, he will not send out a memo. It will just fucking happen.
     
  11. Jolly Rodger Banned Banned

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    If you can be bothered skinning it, cats make really good roast dinners for two, but you have to add a lot of garlic!
     
  12. exsto_human Transitional Registered Senior Member

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    Here's a reccomendation...

    Never eat Cat... They are full shit and poison that you don't want in your body.
     
  13. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    such as ?
     

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