The Respect Crisis

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Lava, Jan 11, 2005.

  1. WANDERER Banned Banned

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    Not really.
    Just preparing to disappear for a while.

    Isn’t there some interesting subject on ‘The most handsome men on Earth’ or ‘The most beautiful women in the world’ or a sciforums demographic survey happening somewhere to occupy your time?

    Because reading the responses, these more interesting subjects are getting, I’m left with a sense of nausea and a growing need to exterminate.
     
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  3. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    Oh, Wanderer, oh, oh, oh, oh, Wanderer, oh. Oh.
    Wherefore art thou a wanderer ...
    Forsake thy name and ... ahh.
     
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  5. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Wanderer,

    An old joke comes to mind. Stop me if you've heard this.

    A man walks into a doctor's office and says, "Hey, Doc. It hurts when I do this."
    The doctor looks him dead in the eye and says, "Don't do that."

    Simple, yes?

    By the way, I do want to tender apologies. I said quite a while ago that I had intended to respond to your thread and never did. I've been somewhat distracted from the forums lately. I'll try to get to it today. Although I doubt you care.
     
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  7. cole grey Hi Valued Senior Member

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    Invert says, "An old joke comes to mind. Stop me if you've heard this."

    I enjoyed the humor in that much more than the old joke. The old joke was better at explaining what is happening here though. All in all, very funny.
     
  8. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Now-
    Which reminds me- the disfiguring of William.
    Traditionally, people take this scene to be Juliet "looking" for Romeo.
    A hundred plays mistakenly show the character (poorly played) of Juliet squinting from her balcony, with a lantern, looking for Romeo.

    Wrong.
    She is mourning the fate of their names. The ‘wherefore’, in Elizabethan times, was taken to mean 'why’. She is asking herself why the boy's name is Romeo.
    Not wondering where the mook is.

    Colegrey:
    No it wasn't.
     
  9. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Gendanken,

    WHAT!!?
    Not funny?
    Really?
    I thought it was.


    And about Romeo and Juliet. Yeah. Juliet was mourning Romeo being from a feuding house while Romeo was in the bushes peeping at her and probably getting a chubby from spying her in her bedclothes, aye?
     
  10. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Something like-
    What's the smartest thing to come out of Wa's mouth?
    Rosseau's penis.

    Now that's funny.
     
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  11. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Heh.
    I still get chuckles every now and again thinking of mung braids.
    I wonder if Wanderer's ass hairs are long enough to dangle all the way down here from the top of this page?
    I suppose if they're not I could always braid yours?
     
  12. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Me? Mung?
    Impossible.
     
  13. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Well someone's ass hair is dangling down here. It's either yours, Wanderer's, or Cole Grey's.
    Hmm.
    Maybe it's mine.
     
  14. cole grey Hi Valued Senior Member

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    Colegrey: all in all very funny.

    The fact that invert said, "stop me if you've heard this," when there was no way for me to stop him although i've heard the joke a million times, amused me. It was funny. I won't recant. (Good one Invert)

    Now, when you tell the same joke over and over, just changing the names, it starts to lose something... But you're usually pretty funny, so I only dock you 1/2 a point.
     
  15. gendanken Ruler of All the Lands Valued Senior Member

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    Blasted.
    This is what I get for being in the same threads you are. You've read the Science thread where Jaybee is getting...petted.
    What's with that guy, anyway?

    Edit:
    "Two words.
    No respect."

    Touche.
     
    Last edited: Feb 17, 2005
  16. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Two words.
    No respect.
    Ha!
     
  17. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Hmm.
    Tricky.
    A reverse edit.
    I'm unsure whether that is respectful or not....
    Hmm.
    Good thing I know you well enough that I'll side with a tricksome respect.
    Willy Wonka stylee.
     
    Last edited: Feb 17, 2005
  18. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    I wonder where our precious Grecian urn is ...
     
  19. fadeaway humper that way lies madness Registered Senior Member

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    "Beauty is truth, truth beauty,-that is all
    Ye know on earth, and all ye need to know."

    And it's my ass hair. Its silky texture is a dead giveaway.
     
    Last edited: Feb 22, 2005

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