The Most Offensive Jokes Ever!!!

has anybody got any good muslim jokes?

 

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they live in europe, and arent leaving...specifically to spite YOU!!

 

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Q: What did the muslim gangster order at the bar?

A: A Bacardi Breezer.

 

Knock, Knock

Who's There

A Muslim

A Muslim Who?

A Muslim I will rot in eternal damnation for the sins of my people, culture, leaders, and thoughts. My society is corrupt down to it's core and I am paying for it with the blood of my people.


HAHAHAHA! That one cracks me up everytime.

 

wtf?

 

This one I found on some other message board:
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A man goes into an adult entertainment shop and asks
the assistant for an inflatable doll.

"Would you like male or female?"

"Female, please."

"Would you like Black or White?"

"White, please."

"Would you like Christian or Muslim?"

This question confused the man, so he asked,
"What has the religion got to do with it? It's an
inflatable doll!"

"Well," explained the assistant, "The Muslim one blows
itself up!"

 

Why do Indians have that red spot on their foreheads?

Because YOU...DON'T... BELONG... HERE! (sharp finger poke with every word).

(not racist tbh)

 

With reference to the earlier Gay Test:

Yeah, I have 5 cats but only cos I'm too fucking lazy to walk a dog.
Anyway;

Man walks into a lingerie shop and asks for a see-thru negligee, size 48-50-56.
The shop assistant looks at him and asks "Why the fuck would you wanna see through that?!"

The Flemster.

 

What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

 

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane?

A terrorist.

 

What do you call the guy who got the guy who got the guy who got the guy who got the guy to fly the airplane?

a girl

 

What's the difference between Father Christmas and a jew?

Santa goes down the chimney.

 

meh?

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Offensive my arse. Ill give you a bit of british humour

Q - what three things cant a black man get?
A - A blackeye, a thick lip and a job

Q- Why do black people have such big nostrils?
A - the airs free

Q- Whats better than winning the special olympics?
A- Not being retarded

Q- Why do tramps smell of piss
A- So blind people can hate them too

Q-What's the best thing about schizophrenia?
A-It turns a wank into an orgy!

 

Haven't read through the whole thread, but here are three of the more offensive that I have ever heard. These are pretty terrible.

Q: Why are black people good at basketball?
A: Because it involves stealing, shooting, and running.

Q: What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A: A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q: What should I do about the black guy hanging out in my back yard?
A: Cut him down from the tree.

 

Since we are into poetry, here's one (not my own)

When I born,
I Black,
When I grow up,
I Black,
When I go in Sun,
I Black,
When I scared,
I Black,
When I sick,
I Black,
And when I die,
I still black..
And you White fella,
When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray..
And you calling ME Colored ??

 

This joke was mentioned earlier...but no one put up the other jokes that go with it

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies?
The alive baby at the bottom eating it's way out.

What's worse than that?
He makes it out.



Whats worse than that?



He comes back for seconds!

 

^ Poetry is for lasses and queers