Joepistole said:
Hastert is corruption incarnate and too representative of the Republican Party he led.
Indeed, this was sort of a headline surprise. When I first saw the headlines about the bust for $3.5m in illegal payouts, like many people I figured this had to do with how he was cleaning up his own ethics messes from his Speakership, probably something to do with a pay-to-play lobbying scandal.
That
this is what it's about?
I'm
still not past the,
"Holy shit!" part, speak nothing of accommodation and assimilation. Presently I have no idea what to do with this information except stare at the screen and say, "Really?"
See, the thing about sex abusers is that there really isn't any room to feel sorry for them. Yet the part I'm fascinated with is the how and why of Hastert's decision-making process. There are aspects of this that will overlap with less dangerous and disgraceful episodes of infamy, like being a famous anti-gay preacher snorting meth out of your gay hooker's ass, or staking your medical reputation to found a propaganda society posing behind such credentials only to get caught traveling Europe with a rentboy.
But I have no idea how this works with Dennis Hastert. When it was Larry Craig (airport men's room), Bob Allen (soliciting in a public park men's room), Richard Curtis (robbed by his male prostitute) ...
Randwolf↗ offered a list last year, and as
I noted↗ at the time, this is what the closet does to people.
Mr. Hastert? This time the fallen crashed in the wasteland beyond the pale. We don't have room to feel sorry for him, but, really, the one valuable thing he can give us in this whole mess is some chance to understand
how this happened. This is what we need to know; it will be a tale of personal anguish, to be certain. This is also exactly what we won't get.
Or maybe it will turn out that he's always been a predatory bastard, and this is ... just the tip.
So, yes, the fact that it is
Dennis Hastert in the dock of public scrutiny
for this reason is something of a mindfuck. And for now, all I can say is, "Holy shit! How did this happen?"
(That, and I have the wrong song stuck in my head, now. Never mind.)