The Golden Rule God

Discussion in 'Religion' started by Israel.Goldstein, Jun 15, 2014.

  1. Israel.Goldstein Registered Member

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    The afterlife is real. When you die, the universe judges you based on if you followed the Golden Rule, and if you did, you enter a new dimension where whatever you want for yourself comes true. If you did not follow the Golden Rule, then when you die, you just cease to exist, permanently.
     
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  3. paddoboy Valued Senior Member

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    That's certainly comforting for those that need to be comforted.

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  5. Israel.Goldstein Registered Member

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    It sure beats some of the less altruistic religions that are very dogmatic, full of irrational rules, and offer you eternal torture. I call it Israel Goldsteinity. It should be the new world religion: open to all, the most liberal of all religions, the least violent, etc. I actually have already copyrighted the idea.
     
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  7. Israel.Goldstein Registered Member

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    And the religion is actually true: extra-dimensional entities have actually came to our dimension and revealed the secrets to me about the next life. They chose me to be the prophet of the religion.
     
  8. Bells Staff Member

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    Ermmm...


    *Awkward Silence*

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    Have you been consuming something that could inhibit your mental faculty?
     
  9. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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  10. origin Heading towards oblivion Valued Senior Member

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    I am completely skeptical of your claims. But I am curious, what was revealed to you and what are your teachings?
     
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  11. kx000 Valued Senior Member

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    Heaven is a prize for the living. Haven't oh ever experienced a heavenly bliss?
     
  12. Stryder Keeper of "good" ideas. Valued Senior Member

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    I'm pretty sure this is just Israel's approach to either troll the site or pretty much prove that he's suffering a break to try and catalyse an intervention. If it's the latter, just walk into any open psych ward and state you are a danger to yourself and others and they'll deal with you, if it's the former, why don't you find something more constructive to do with your time, your not reinventing the wheel, there's countless of internet trolls already available.
     
  13. Israel.Goldstein Registered Member

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    I will not take it personally if you want to ban me and delete all my threads and posts. You seem like a good guy and help make this world a better place.

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  14. Israel.Goldstein Registered Member

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    The teaching is simple: do unto others as you would have them do unto you. In other words, the only thing that is expected of you is to live an altruistic life, and in return, you will receive altruism in the next dimension. Very simple, the simplest of all religions. Just help people within your means and within reasonability, follow the Golden Rule, and you are "saved" from non-existence.
     
  15. origin Heading towards oblivion Valued Senior Member

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    I don't know about any next dimensions but I aboslutely agree that that the basis for good society is for everyone to live by the axiom of treat others as you want them to treat you.
     
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  16. Motor Daddy Valued Senior Member

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    Assuming everyone wants to be treated like you do? What if there's people that like to be whipped, but you? Not so much.

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  17. sculptor Valued Senior Member

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    Is that not one of the basic tenets of Sartre's existentialism? That when one makes a decision the decision is made for all of mankind?
     
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  18. danshawen Valued Senior Member

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    One dimensional entities have told me that the multi-dimensional entities have too many dimensions and are not to be trusted. They are working at removing its foundations to collapse what appears to be their multi-dimensional house of cards.

    I just ignore the voices. Wasn't this also a Simpson's episode?
     
  19. nebel

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    what makes you think that the universe has such a build-in decision capacity? is not doing good reward enough? more happiness in giving?
     
  20. spidergoat pubic diorama Valued Senior Member

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    Why should I believe Israel Goldstein?
     
  21. Seattle Valued Senior Member

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    How about following the Golden Rule because it makes life on Earth more pleasant and fulfilling and leave it at that? No religion and no supernatural required.
     
  22. Jason.Marshall Banned Banned

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    Perhaps these are the same beings that show interest in you and prompted me to contact you for I have no other previous connection with you...I truly hope the member "Youreyes" will not fail her mission for she has ignored her calling and may miss her chance of salvation but it is not my choice let us all pray for her. For it was so disturbing last night after Spidergoat revealed to me that he was a Satanist I began to hear the chants of the many whorshippers of Satan say "Hail Satan" but I deflected the frequencies, they make many attempts to fuse with me with continual failure but they still persist and chant the words "we want you" but I do not want them.
     
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  23. Seattle Valued Senior Member

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    You are just a human. When Satan wants you do not resist. Satan has a plan for you and it will be fore the best. Do not, repeat, do not continue to deflect the frequencies. It is futile.
     

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