The everlasting THIS or THAT game.

Wow... butchered. It'd be a hell of a lot more gruesome and painful, but at least it'd be over with in less than a month-long span.

Kill yourself or kill 10 other people?

 

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(Depends on the people), but if all innocent then definately

Kill myself.

Labour or Conservative

 

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Conservative

water mellons or cantaloupes

 

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Melons

Bad sex or good shit

 

Good shit. No other pleasure like a good, long, relaxing crap.

Nasty, loaded shooter or long, tall fruity cocktail?

The Flemster.

 

Long, tall fruity coctail. Emphasis on "tail."

Tecate, Corona or Dos Equis?

 

Never heard of Tecate. The other 2 taste like piss. (I'm English--we're fussy over lager) but if I HAD to choose...

Corona.

A beautiful but very fat chick OR an ugly, skinny one?

 

Good one.

Ugly, skinny chick.

Night owl or morning person?

 

Night owl (I've HEARD of mornings but...)

To live for another 100 years and:
-- be mega rich but very ill or;
-- poor but totally healthy?

 

Another good one,

Poor but totally healthy.

Which country would you live in if forced:

Iraq or Afgahnistan??

 

Afghanistan because I don't trust any country that ends in a 'Q'

Kama Sutra or Missionary position

 

Kama Sutra. If she's hot, otherwise the other one (don't wanna inadvertantly find myself gazing into the Sarlak Pit...).

Be the first person on Mars or the Last person on Earth?

The Flemster.

 

Last person on Earth


poetry or novels

 

novels. As much as I hate long stuffs, I don't like poetry that much.

Imaginary worlds with real people or real world full of imaginary people?

 

imaginary worlds with real people

rather be:
incurably stupid or incurably ill?

 

Good one.
Um... incurably ill. Go for the sympathy vote.

Sacrifice a busload of kids to save your own or kill your own child to save a busload of ankle-biters?
(If it helps, they can all be 'special').

The Flemster.

 

A lion will kill another's cubs to ensure that its his genetics that move on so I save my own kid. Probably would be a normal reaction anyway.

Stopped by a female cop or male cop

 

female cop

shit or weed?

 

Weed. Its easier to shift.

Hot, spicy curry or Tasty, mild one?

The Flemster.

 

Though I don't like curry, I'll go with the tasty, mild one.

Riding a horse through a forest chasing deer or driving a porsche down a winding road in fall?