The Best Line In A Film. Bloody Ever...

"I want you to hit me as hard as you can." That's Fight Club in one line.

"Whoa." Possibly the lamest line in The Matrix, but it was such good scifi cheese.

"You talkin' to me? Well I'm the only one here." DeNiro's best line ever.

"Real horrorshow." Clockwork Orange slang is the best.

(from the Simpsons, but oh well) "Have you ever heard of– The Planet of the Apes?"
"The movie... or the planet?"

"Schnella!" Das Boot (Büt?)

"Gutentag, herr Jones." Indiana Jones (well, a Nazi says it to Indiana)

"I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that." Space 2001

And Zoolander... oh man. I can go overboard on that film.

Matilda: I became...
Hansel: What?
Matilda: Bulimic.
Derek Zoolander: You can read minds?

Derek Zoolander: Rufus, Brint, and Meekus were like brothers to me. And when I say brother, I don't mean, like, an actual brother, but I mean it like the way black people use it. Which is more meaningful I think.
Derek Zoolander: If there is anything that this horrible tragedy can teach us, it's that a male model's life is a precious, precious commodity. Just because we have chiseled abs and stunning features, it doesn't mean that we too can't not die in a freak gasoline fight accident.

J.P. Prewitt: The truth is male models have been assassinating world leaders for over 200 years. Abe Lincoln wanted to abolish slavery, right? Well, who do you think made the silk stockings and powdered wigs worn by our early leaders?
Derek Zoolander: Mugatu!
J.P. Prewitt: Slaves Derek. So they hired John Wilkes Booth to do Mr. Lincoln in. The first model/actor! Dallas. 1963. John F. Kennedy.
Matilda: Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't a male model.
J.P. Prewitt: You're God damn right he wasn't, but the two lookers who capped Kennedy from the Grassy Knoll sure as shit were!

Derek Zoolander: I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is.

 

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Chew? Toby Chew?

"I'm hungry--let's get a taco."

(or, perhaps, from the same)

"You know, her pussy should be Bubble-Yum by now."

The first is actually a better line, but I couldn't resist that second.

 

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From 7 Samurai, and not really a line, but what the fuck:

Gorobei Katayama: You're Good.
Heihachi Hayashida: Yeah, yeah. But I'm better at killing enemies.
Gorobei Katayama: Killed many?
Heihachi Hayashida: Well - It's impossible to kill 'em all, so I ususally run away.
Gorobei Katayama: A splendid principle!
Heihachi Hayashida: Thank you.

 

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Hell, I'm inspired!!

From Undercover Brother:

Undercover Brother: Wait a minute, how'd the white boy get a job at "the B.R.O.T.H.E.R.H.O.O.D."?
The Chief: Shit, what can I say? Affirmative action.


Conspiracy Brother: "Hi"? What you mean "hi"? Like "high yellow wanna be white"? "High" like the *white man* wants to keep us? Wait, you don't smell any weed on me, do you?


Undercover Brother: Are you telling me there really is a Man'?
Conspiracy Brother: What do you think? Things don't just happen by accident! Sometimes people - mostly *white* people - make things happen!
Undercover Brother: So the conspiracies we've believed for all these years are true? The NBA really did institute the three point shot to give white boys a chance?
Conspiracy Brother: Of course!
Undercover Brother: Then the entertainment industry really *is* out to get Spike Lee?
Conspiracy Brother: Come on man! Even Cher's won an Oscar! Cher!
Undercover Brother: Then O.J. really didn't do it?
[Everyone looks away and mumbles]

 

That movie never gets old. He went on after that line but I can't remember the dialogue in full..great stuff.

 

What are you going to do; bleed on me?!
-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

 

Only Goats and Gays are from Wymoing....and you sure don't have any horns boy!
-The General from Full Metal Jacket

 

"And something red - Sir is a VERY happy communist." - Guy Burgess, Cambridge Spies (not technically a movie but still the bets line ever...but maybe you had to be there)

 

"Take off your clothes"
Daniel Day-Lewis's first line in "The Unbearable Lightness of Being".

"....I would never leave your bed"
Joseph Fiennes' Sir Robert to Cate Blanchett's Elizabeth in 'Elizabeth'.

 

"Shit, you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize." - Mr. White, Reservoir Dogs.

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"Wait...Listen!...Do you smell something?" Ray - ghostbusters

"When someone asks you if you're a god, YOU SAY YES!!!" Winston - ghostbusters

"She's not my girlfriend. I like her because she sleepes above the covers. For feet above her covers." Peter - Ghostbusters

"...I also play raquetball. Do you have any hobbies? (Janine)
(response) I collect spores, molds and fungus." Egon - Ghostbusters

 

"Sometimes im just too much man for my own damn self"

Undercover brother says to white she devil from Undercover brother

 

"wake up bitch, you're my new best friend"

"first we get the jobs, then we get the kackis... then we get the women"

 

Anyone get this one.

Strong English Accent
"Isss It?"

 

"there is no way to explain the terror i felt"

"bazooko circus is what the whole hep world would be doing on a saturday night if the nazis had won the war. this was, the sixth reich"

"suddenly there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full of what looked like huge bats, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car. And a voice was screaming Holy Jesus What Are these goddamn animals!?"

 

"It's not my goddamn planet, understand, monkey boy?"

John Bigboote, from 'The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai'

 

After witnessing a room full of vampires blowing to bits when the sunlight through a broken window hit the disco ball, scattering it through the room ...

Carlos : What, were they psychos, or...?
Seth : Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a fuck how crazy they are.

From Dusk Til Dawn

 

The good the bad and the ugly.

"There are two kinds of people in the world, those with loaded weapons.. and those who dig. You dig."

"If your gonna shoot, shoot.. dont talk"

 

" Next time you dig the hole"
Goodfellas

 

"I feel so stupid... But i am stupid, so it kinda works out!"

Billy Madison. OWNAGE in first class