The BenTheMan Diagram

Discussion in 'About the Members' started by BenTheMan, Nov 15, 2008.

  1. Gustav Banned Banned

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    ahh
    you can run but you cannot hide

    /sweet

    ben is a bit like goofy

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  3. Betrayer0fHope MY COHERENCE! IT'S GOING AWAYY Registered Senior Member

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    It seems awkward to end rhetorical questions with a question mark, as if actually inquiring, so in such a relaxed format I left the sentence unpunctuated. Hope nobody minds. I also made up a new word.
     
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  5. Gustav Banned Banned

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    lemme taunt ben

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    /cackle
     
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  7. Gustav Banned Banned

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    Give me your nutters, your crackpots,
    Your huddled woowoos yearning to beam up,
    The wretched retards of your teeming shore.
    Send these, these fruitcakes, illogic-tossed, to me:
    I lift my lamp beside the golden door.


    thanks
    sci
     
  8. Gustav Banned Banned

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    poor
    little
    wittle
    ben!


    /smile
     
  9. BenTheMan Dr. of Physics, Prof. of Love Valued Senior Member

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    heh.

    What ELSE would he be doing?

    Dixon is even further below draqon.
     
  10. quantum_wave Contemplating the "as yet" unknown Valued Senior Member

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    I don't like the fact that an intelligent asshole falls on the line. Can't we give some weighting to being an asshole that would put all assholes soundly in the asshole category, just closer to one line or the other?
     
  11. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    I'm definitely on the extreme side of "not-asshole" and mid-way in the "unintelligent" quadrant.
     
  12. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    That made me blow coffee out of my nose...well done! :roflmao:
     
  13. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    Ben-I tried the math for myself. I came up with i the first time. The second time I got purple. This most recent attempt caused every lightbulb in my house to go out simultaneously. What am I doing wrong? :shrug:
     
  14. Trippy ALEA IACTA EST Staff Member

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    Personally I think the diagram needs a third dimension, to reflect religous zeal.
     
  15. cato less hate, more science Registered Senior Member

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    if sciforums had a statue, it would say that. the statue of nuttery.

    maybe we should all starts threads in the "about the members" section and have a poll. then everyone can vote on who is intelligent/asshole. perhaps add more dimensions, like maturity and humor. sometimes immature, stupid assholes can be quite funny

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    I am not sure where I would go in this chart. I would say that I should be positive in the y-direction, but I very in the x-direction. it depends on who I am talking to. if I am talking to a nutter-theist, then I can be an asshole. otherwise I am pretty benign.
     
  16. USS Athens Very Special Senior Member Valued Senior Member

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    Why yes, I have.
     
  17. CheskiChips Banned Banned

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    Normal girls never say that.

    In fact, people who say "I'm not like other girls" are often the most defective.
     
  18. Roman Banned Banned

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    Really?
    You're always such a nice guy who gives thoughtful responses. You're consistently given good marks when it comes to best member/favorite member/coolest member threads.

    But he did physics in a strip club!
     
  19. Betrayer0fHope MY COHERENCE! IT'S GOING AWAYY Registered Senior Member

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    I like roman, he's funny, and he likes to make people feel bad. What's not to like?
     
  20. draqon Banned Banned

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    bananas. I don't like bananas.
     
  21. Mr. Hamtastic whackawhackado! Registered Senior Member

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    I tried the math again, and an odor of sulphur came into the room, and some deep bowel-chilling laughter coincided with the final computaion. Then the computation turned into some gallic phrases tattooed onto a chicken. Maybe I forgot to carry the 7.
     
  22. tim840 Registered Senior Member

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    I think there ought to be a third dimension for insanity.

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  23. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    I definitely give him points for that!!
     

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