Rest of joke I thought about titleing this thread Killng Baby Seals: Who has a good reason for caring? But that just sounds confrontational. Other than their cuteness, why does anyone care about seal clubbing? There are other, albeit less public friendly, animals out their that need our protection, too! One more joke. So a seal walks into a bar, and the bar tender asks, "What'll it be?" The seal replies, "Anything but a Canadian Club."