"Secret Hideout Base"

Ohhhhhhhhh realllllllllllllllyyyyy

I have been observing your shennanigans and making a list!

There are names on that list................yes............names!

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If The Creator Were Conscious Of Himself, He Would Not Need Conscious Creatures; Nor Is It Probable That The Extremely Indirect Methods Of Creation, Which Squander Millions Of Years Upon The Development Of Countless Species And Creatures, Are The Outcome Of Purposeful Intention.

 

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you question our Lord's divine plan too much.
trust in his intangible guidance to find the light!

 

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*adds lots of media hype, propaganda, mountains of paperwork with BS and hires lots of theists to inundate internet with fake information about ToR's colse realtionship with Jihadists*

Ha!

 

Cut it short, dude.

i.e. God Is Great.

Pontifications And Title Case Are Both Passe

 

*throws a cheez wizz bomb at spuriousmonkey*

 

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hey absane...our avatars could be a timeline!

 

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rockin! we have a space program!

now we can take our prayers directly to god HIMself, instead of praying!

 

roman, you are now appointed the "Head Prayer Delivery General".

shhhh dont tell anyone, but that means the guy that builds spaceships and regulates our airspace for us...

 

Sweet.

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Jesus Made The Dinosaurs!!!!

 

WHAT!!!!!!

 

it is true, brother. science has lied to you.

jesus created the dinosaurs, and then obliterated them the same day mankind was created in His image. the thing is...all the dinosaurs were in mexico, whilst humanity was created in one day in the garden of eden (Hoboken, Netherlands).

satan then spread the bones of dinosaurs all over the globe during the 1700's in order to deceive mankind, and lure them away from what would eventually become the southern baptist faith.

 

So we get to hate people and bomb things?

I want in!

Oh oh oh! I've done that already! Am I in?

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*breaks down and cries*

 

you are both in. fer sher.

spuriousmonkey, your days are numbered!
our numbers swell like the divinely appointed womb of mary did so many years ago!!!!!

 

I am filled with the Ghost! It's making me feel all warm, fuzzy, and tingly inside. Give me more!

(Read that with a dirty mind.)

 

Sounds like an enema to me

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