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but ghengis khan is still way in the lead

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peace.

 

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Watch it sunshine, or you may find yourself carrying my next child. I can fix that you know...

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(that'd be a first for a soap opera - Gay Man Gets Pregnant!)

 

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aint nobody gettin me pregant, you think your so high and mighty well ive got news for you and a rusty coathanger!.


peace.

 

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Rusty coat hanger? Oh, you mean that little kitten that just crapped on your shoes...
(Do you think I'm going over the top with miracles today? I'll cut down, I promise).

 

Yawn.

 

You want a pony, little boy?

 

liar you as addicted and dependent on miracles as i am on booze.

burp.

 

Yeah, I could fix that as well, but you're enjoying it. Why spoil your fun? BTW your liver's good for another 50-60 years, no probs.

 

i sold my liver for booze, it was good for about 50-60 bottles

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peace.

 

You'd'a got a better deal from me...
never trust that Lucifer guy, I knew him back when.

 

oochy coochy woochy

there there my favourite son, don't you worry about a thing! I'm sure that nasty Nick made you do it anyway. Here's a giant choccy bar. Did you know aunty Sam was doing it with the priest?


Can someone super clever (I think Phonetic is good at flow charts) make a family tree so we can keep track of who is who?

 

No need for a flow chart - you're all my children. I keep track of each and every one of you.
And YOU are not going out dressed like that, ToR.

 

I wasn't planning on going out, Nick set fire to all my clothes

Hang on a minute there seem to be a theme going on here re me and my clothes :bugeye:

Tick tock tick tock

Roman is due in 1 hr.

 

Hey, when you can see everything all at once how is it my fault? You're the one with the lack of fashion sense. I think I slipped up when I shared it out...

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my dads (Q)

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no wonder my lifes so screwed :bawl:

and now ive been molested by the dunk uncle/buddhist

i might just go kill yourself

or better yet turn evil and beat up my younger brother....nick you've been warned:bugeye:

 

No no no. You have to nurture the pain and the hate. And then you come back in season two as a filthy-rich gang-lord rabid pyscho-killer and give everyone their just desserts.
Just take it for a little longer, the plot editor has it all sorted out.

 

as a side note i think that duendy could be the grandmother who is now a mad recluse

now we need a mad grandad, i was thinking red but he's been taken

 

Wouldn't work - we're all cast against type. Except for me, of course.

 

A car cruises slowly down the street, its windows are black. The rear window slides down just enough for Fossil to catch a glimpse of tablariddim...or is it? Woo woo!

 

Suddenly lightning striked RedArmy in the ass and kills him dead. Poor Sam.