Rules Club

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by Captain Kremmen, May 20, 2008.

  1. EmmZ It's an animal thing Registered Senior Member

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    You walk through the door. You're instantaneously a Rules Club detainee, sorry I meant member. You wanna post in Rules Club son, you follow the rules like everyone else.
     
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  3. tim840 Registered Senior Member

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    Where'd I even post that? Anyways I was just saying in general that people often completely ignore the old rules when making new ones and that they should pay more attention. And I've been in Rules Club for almost a week, not five minutes.

    Also, what does T O A T mean?
     
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  5. phoenix2634 Registered Senior Member

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    Yes, this rule. It can be made invalid by rule 9 and rule 36. Notice the lack of fujugoodigookiblep.

    Rule 9 and 36.


    Although this is somewhat pointless depending upon how you want to get around rules 32 and 42. Enmos gave a way. I gave a way.
    If you think you have a better way, then by all means. :jason: Hack up the rules and do whatever...

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    Meanwhile,

    The bake sale :m: was a success. Aslatian dogs purchased and patrolling the border per rule 57.
     
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  7. EmmZ It's an animal thing Registered Senior Member

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    Oh bless you tim, you're like a new and ripe and plump virgin. I shall have to break you in gently I see. You posted in post 401 my little delicate flower. I shall tell you this; had you not have been so firm and delicate al dente one might have had to take a chunk from your tastey ribs. Fortunately Rules Clubs unwritten rules state I may not devour the flesh of young participants without prior consent of Rules Club hierarchy. I am but the mere wolf at the door baying for blood, not the master of the lair from whom their command allows my belabor.

    Oh and To a T - allow a random googled site to convey:

    WordNet: to a T
    Note: click on a word meaning below to see its connections and related words.

    The adverb has one meaning:

    Meaning #1: in every detail
    Synonyms: to the letter, just right, to perfection
     
  8. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Damn you sockpuppets.
    Damn you all!
     
  9. EmmZ It's an animal thing Registered Senior Member

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    Oh how great oaks from acorns grow. Kremmen, you are but an acorn to our mighty oak.
     
  10. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Wondered when you'd turn up.

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  11. invert_nexus Ze do caixao Valued Senior Member

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    Wrong.

    Rule 1. Members Join the club by inventing at least one new rule.

    I've never posted a rule, therefore I am not a member.
    I thought you knew the rules?
     
  12. EmmZ It's an animal thing Registered Senior Member

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    D'ya miss me?
     
  13. EmmZ It's an animal thing Registered Senior Member

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    See Nex, there are rules that are written in concrete and there are rules that are whispered along the oral lineage of Rules Club. You come into our sanctity and there's whispers that slip into your mindstream like the lapping of the tide. You spend enough time here you know this, like the Tao.
     
  14. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    Motherfu.. !!

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    I have been defeated.. doom will be upon this club now..
     
  15. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Don't let them win Enmos.
    Rules Club without Chaos is like rice Crispies without Milk.
     
  16. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Yeah, stop refuting finger pointing.
    It's rude.
    You're just doing it because you want a scapegoat anyway.
    A scapegoat for discrepancies that haven't happened yet.
    Yeah, take him out and Kill him.


    What

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  17. Gustav Banned Banned

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    pardon
    will no one hail me anymore?

    /bereft but hopeful
     
  18. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    All Hail Gustav!
    The forgotten one.
     
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  19. visceral_instinct Monkey see, monkey denigrate Valued Senior Member

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    Rule Fuck knows what

    Everyone must post in huge red letters. Like this fujugoodigookiblep
     
  20. tim840 Registered Senior Member

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    Hmmm. All right...

    VIOLATION!

    How was that?
     
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  21. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Out, damned peduncle!
    Out, I say.
     
  22. Pinocchio's Hoof Pay the Devil, or else.......£ Registered Senior Member

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    wh*zzup bi*t<h!


    Dire<t viol*tion of rule fomerly 31#, then m*de 21# now 31# whi<h quite
    <learly st*tes th*t.

    *s our glorious founder, the m*ker of the first rules I must *sk you humbly to *mmend your 2 blunders...

    H*il <*pt*in Kremmen founder..

    *ll h*il the mighty gust*v
    fujugoodigookiblep
     
  23. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    With respect, Fruit of Geppetto's chisel. Horny sheathed cow prop.


    The rules club is for the enjoyment of sciforumers,
    not a sudoku puzzle.
    Rule 55 has removed the requirement to follow complicated and time consuming rules.
    That is not to say that they may not be obeyed if one wishes.

    wh*zzup bi*t<h!

    *ll h*il the mighty gust*v
    fujugoodigookiblep
     
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