Rules Club

You mean I have 20 sock puppets, don't I?

Wait. What?

By the way, since I'm not a rules club member I don't have to post in green. But, since I have some 20 sock puppets who are, should I post in green anyway?
I'm confused.

You walk through the door. You're instantaneously a Rules Club detainee, sorry I meant member. You wanna post in Rules Club son, you follow the rules like everyone else.
 
tim, don't make me get the lime green out on your ass. If you want to indicate a violation then feel free but make sure you specify which particular rule you think I'm violating when you do, indeed, specify. Jesus, you've only been here five minutes and already you think you know the intricacies of Rules Club. If you care to note, the rules were followed TO A T. I know Rules Club biatch. Because I am fucking Rules Club. Enmos, waste this sucker! *Throws him a lexiconical uzi*

Where'd I even post that? Anyways I was just saying in general that people often completely ignore the old rules when making new ones and that they should pay more attention. And I've been in Rules Club for almost a week, not five minutes.

Also, what does T O A T mean?
 
Yes, this rule. It can be made invalid by rule 9 and rule 36. Notice the lack of fujugoodigookiblep.

whazzup biatch!
rule # _________________________37:

Only women may post on odd numbered rules, and men on even. Violation of this rule carries with it the maximum penalty SciForums can impinge. I don't know what that is but perhaps it could involve Spud and a latex glove.

Rule 9 and 36.

Rule 9:
All future rules must end with fujugoodigookiblep.

rule # 36 : all future rules must be formatted thusly....

whazzup biatch!
rule # _________________________ .....fujugoodigookiblep


Although this is somewhat pointless depending upon how you want to get around rules 32 and 42. Enmos gave a way. I gave a way.
If you think you have a better way, then by all means. :jason: Hack up the rules and do whatever...:D


Meanwhile,

The bake sale :m: was a success. Aslatian dogs purchased and patrolling the border per rule 57.
 
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Oh bless you tim, you're like a new and ripe and plump virgin. I shall have to break you in gently I see. You posted in post 401 my little delicate flower. I shall tell you this; had you not have been so firm and delicate al dente one might have had to take a chunk from your tastey ribs. Fortunately Rules Clubs unwritten rules state I may not devour the flesh of young participants without prior consent of Rules Club hierarchy. I am but the mere wolf at the door baying for blood, not the master of the lair from whom their command allows my belabor.

Oh and To a T - allow a random googled site to convey:

WordNet: to a T
Note: click on a word meaning below to see its connections and related words.

The adverb has one meaning:

Meaning #1: in every detail
Synonyms: to the letter, just right, to perfection
 
You walk through the door. You're instantaneously a Rules Club detainee, sorry I meant member. You wanna post in Rules Club son, you follow the rules like everyone else.

Wrong.

Rule 1. Members Join the club by inventing at least one new rule.

I've never posted a rule, therefore I am not a member.
I thought you knew the rules?
 
Wrong.

Rule 1. Members Join the club by inventing at least one new rule.

I've never posted a rule, therefore I am not a member.
I thought you knew the rules?

See Nex, there are rules that are written in concrete and there are rules that are whispered along the oral lineage of Rules Club. You come into our sanctity and there's whispers that slip into your mindstream like the lapping of the tide. You spend enough time here you know this, like the Tao.
 
Fortunately, Rule 0 (base rule) is currently residing in post 109, where rule 0 can only be valid if residing in post 110.

http://http://www.sciforums.com/showpost.php?p=1866771&postcount=109

So, following the lead of W I utilized unilateral power. :cool: So, using invalid rules due to format, I Repeal, renumber, and replace a few rules here and there--the multiple rule problem solved. Leave rule 48 intact (rendering a self induced, sleep deprived Rule 53 meaningless) and it gave Captain Kremmen legitimacy in creating Rule 55.


Motherfu.. !! :eek:

I have been defeated.. doom will be upon this club now..
 
Yeah, take him out and kill him.
That way we'll at least have a ready scapegoat for future discrepancies who can't refute our finger-pointing...


Yeah, stop refuting finger pointing.
It's rude.
You're just doing it because you want a scapegoat anyway.
A scapegoat for discrepancies that haven't happened yet.
Yeah, take him out and Kill him.


What:confused:
 
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Out, damned peduncle!
Out, I say.
wh*zzup bi*t<h!


Dire<t viol*tion of rule fomerly 31#, then m*de 21# now 31# whi<h quite
<learly st*tes th*t.

Rule #31 Every thursday the use of the letter's A and C are banned..fujugoodigookiblep

*s our glorious founder, the m*ker of the first rules I must *sk you humbly to *mmend your 2 blunders...

H*il <*pt*in Kremmen founder..

*ll h*il the mighty gust*v
fujugoodigookiblep
 
wh*zzup bi*t<h!
Dire<t viol*tion of rule fomerly 31#, then m*de 21# now 31# whi<h quite
<learly st*tes th*t.
*s our glorious founder, the m*ker of the first rules I must *sk you humbly to *mmend your 2 blunders...
H*il <*pt*in Kremmen founder..

*ll h*il the mighty gust*v
fujugoodigookiblep


With respect, Fruit of Geppetto's chisel. Horny sheathed cow prop.


The rules club is for the enjoyment of sciforumers,
not a sudoku puzzle.
Rule 55 has removed the requirement to follow complicated and time consuming rules.
That is not to say that they may not be obeyed if one wishes.

wh*zzup bi*t<h!

*ll h*il the mighty gust*v
fujugoodigookiblep
 
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