Reality being elusive lately?

Discussion in 'The Cesspool' started by water, Jun 18, 2004.

  1. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    So, has anyone else made the experience that reality has become a bit elusive lately?

    Today, as I was about to vacuum, I first took the blowdryer ... it took me a while to figure out it wasn't the vacuum cleaner.
    The other day I watched a documentary I taped for school ... and I thought it was live on tv, so I pressed the record button ... only to realize that that thing is already taped, and not on tv.
    I took a fork to slice strawberries ...

    Gosh, I think I am going a bit crazy ... This has got to stop!

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  3. alain du hast mich Registered Senior Member

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    rosa, im starting to agree with you

    i was talking on the phone to someone and a phone rang on the tv. i was halfway to the door before i realised that i already was on the phone
     
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  5. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    I'm terribly sorry, RosaMagica. I would share my run-ins with reality colapsing before my very eyes . . . but I'm kinda tired as of now. Don't worry, I'll think of something.

    We all have our moments. And let me tell ya, if ya think yer goin' krazy, that's a sure-fire sign yer NOT

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    . Anyway, later . . .

    "Snausages!" - Athelwulf

    P.S. What's the "Je suis dans . . ."? From the little Francais I know, it's "I am somethingsomethingsomething".
     
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  7. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    It means "I am in the Garden"
     
  8. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Hey, thanks Dreamwalker. If it were German I'd be able to figure it out . . . I'm studying it.
     
  9. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    Well, I won't be in the garden much longer ...
     
  10. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Hey RosaMagica, are ya still having moments of reality colapsing before yer eyes? It's been a couple months, after all.

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  11. spuriousmonkey Banned Banned

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    I had a deja vu yesterday during dinner party. The people were first skeptic. Deja vu's didn't exist, and then they started talking about there own deja vu's. I apparently have more than average. Maybe it is because I have a vivid imagination.
     
  12. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    in the last week i have:

    -drunk half a cup of coffee before realising i forgot to add sugar
    -drunk an entire cup of sugar before realising i forgot to add coffee
    -choked on my coffee powder becuase i forgot to put milk in the cup
    -tipped half a jar of coffee powder in without realising it, drank it anyway
    -finished a cup of coffee then tried to drink it again because i forgot i already drank it
    -nuked a half full cup of coffee for the regular 2 minutes then took 2 sips before i realised it was burning my mouth
    -spilled my coffee and started brooming it before i remembered: MOP
    -put the coffee jar in the fridge
    -almost put jam in because i got it confused with the coffee jar
    -used the spoon i forgot was covered in peach syrup and got some really bad coffee

    im sure i can remember some more once ive had my coffee
     
  13. Dreamwalker Whatever Valued Senior Member

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    I nearly lost track of a whole week because one of my days (at least some hours) were exactly as I dreamt them the previous week. So I somehow thought I dreamt the time in between.

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  14. water the sea Registered Senior Member

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    Wow, it's been two months, yes.



    A deja vu isn't a matter of having a "vivid imagination" -- deja vu's happen because of glitches in the Matrix. Meaning that someone is trying to invade the system. I'd keep my eyes perked, if I were you.

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  15. Athelwulf Rest in peace Kurt... Registered Senior Member

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    Um . . . maybe ya should leave coffee alone for a while . . . like the rest of yer life.

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