I remember only Eddie Murphy in "Coming To America" and the quote: Your royal penis is clean, your Highness.
Its just called a hobby! my dad doesnt need to work I told him, why he works he said its a hobby and he gets satisfaction out of it...
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Sounds like Arthur, starring Dudley Moore. John Gielgud utters the line - Perhaps you would like me to wash your dick for you... you little shit. What Muzzo needs is more like the fate of Dan Aykroyd's character in Trading Places The thought of his whining, useless lump of protoplastic, numb ass ending up on skid row is a merry old thought in-deedy ! Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
I'm married and I don't bathe my husband, nor do I wash his hair, dry him or (LOL) dress him. I don't even iron his shirts. It would be a cold day in hell before I decided to treat my husband like I treat my 2 year old (unless of course he were ill or injured and unable to physically do it himself, that would be another story)... My two year old showers by himself and brushes his own teeth. And you're how old?:bugeye:
your two year old showers by himself and brushes his own teeth?? aww, he must be a little genius. didya get him one of those mickey mouse showerheads that lower for his height? i saw that at the store and it was soo cute.
i don't know many two year olds that know how to properly wash themselves at two year old, let alone stand in a shower by themself safely. or even brush their teeth properly. uh..but okey. but then those teeth will fall out anyways. lmao
