Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy. It's divine to own a dick, From the tiniest little tadger To the world's biggest prick. So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas. Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake, Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, Your Percy, or your cock. You can wrap it up in ribbons. You can slip it in your sock, But don't take it out in public, Or they will stick you in the dock, And you won't come back. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image!
There is a relationship between genital size and brain size, because they both use a lot of the body's resources. A person could have both, like me, but that person wouldn't have a very efficient metabolism. Another possible explanation is that a longer dick would be more susceptible to frostbite? Nah... http://news.mongabay.com/2005/1213-bats.html This relationship is more pronounced in bats because they have such crazy metabolisms, but I suspect it's true for all mammals.
Kegel exercises don't do much if your partner has a small penis. It just doesn't feel all that great, but maybe's that's just me. :shrug:
I have a suspicion that todgers shrink with age. Can any other elderly gentleman confirm my suspicion? Would this be due to the effects of friction, you do think; or perhaps todgers are like isotopes and have a half-life?
I would have assumed this automatically, but then I saw this picture of an elderly guy posing with a fish he caught and his dick had fallen out of his short shorts, it was one of the biggest meatiest strongest cocks I have ever seen. Just on this little old man. So I started thinking maybe they grow like ears and noses, but you're saying no?
Well, one should not ignore the possible effects of gravity. My wearing Y-fronts might have made a lot of difference over the decades!
