opposities attract

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by NightFall, Oct 12, 2001.

  1. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    today my boyfriend decieded to debate that the Oklahoma City Bombing was not a car bomb...
    and WHY is this?
    "Beacuse," he said angrily,"It happened in a truck!"
    He was serious.
     
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  3. machaon Registered Senior Member

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    Technically.....

    Well, technically he IS right. It was, in fact, a truck. There are identifiable distinctions between a car and a truck. Focus on his "successes" in observation. Reward him with a genuine Nascar beer mug or a trip to wal-mart. If you love him, you will teach him to read and to put the toilet seat down by offering him rewards for seeing distinctions that would, I am sure, otherwise evade him when he is distracted by food and sex.
     
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  5. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    nope. no point. just a free thought that had been bugging me all day.
     
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  7. Xerxes asdfghjkl Valued Senior Member

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    is it being implied that males are easily distracted by food and sex.

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    Just because I am doesnt mean you have to discriminate against the rest of males despite the fact that their manliness hails in comparison to my rugged good looks and intelligence. I could right a book about how perfect I am but I am not going to write any of it here as you cannot be bestowed with the honor after insulting me.

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  8. NightFall Lazy Hedonist Valued Senior Member

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    well, the average availible man is either conceited, or lacks intelligence. sometimes both. just gotta work with it. nah.. i wont be mean. thanks for the replies.
     

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