multiple religions

Discussion in 'Religion' started by yura, Jan 21, 2006.

  1. Michael 345 Bali tonight Valued Senior Member

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    Nah

    Don't like to pick a fight with that mob

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    Mean bastards

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  3. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    I started two mutually-exclusive religions. The only thing they agree on is that nobody else can join. I sometimes have fist-fights with myself which I ultimately win and lose.
     
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  5. spidergoat Venued Serial Membership Valued Senior Member

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    It's immoral. Just look at Scientology. Or the Stanford Prison Experiment. Things get out of hand real fast.
     
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  7. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Yes sideshowbob. I too punch myself in the head repeatedly to expel the devil. However a continuation of the soul has taught me otherwise.

    "Give a man a fish and he'll eat a meal. Teach a man to fish and he'll eat for the rest of his life."-unknown.

    A quote.

    "Big fish, little fish, cardboard box."-unknown.

    "Greedy fish, hungry fish, cardboard box."-Me.
     
  8. Michael 345 Bali tonight Valued Senior Member

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    At least you are in the enviable position of being able to always back the winner with the bookie

    And share commiserations with the loser by shouting him a beer

    Just keep away from the

    The Piss Pots for Peace

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  10. Michael 345 Bali tonight Valued Senior Member

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    Bob the builder



    What are the dance hand movements for Greedy fish, hungry fish?

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  11. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Like it Michael, like it.

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  12. Hapsburg Hellenistic polytheist Valued Senior Member

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    Not all religions assert an exclusivist point of view. Really, it's just the Abrahamic ones that do. Most religions are ethnic religions, or flexible due to a specific focus, and can be grafted upon or alongside other ones as long as they don't contradict one another.
     
  13. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    "Tell it to the Newfoundlanders." -- SideshowBob
     
  14. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Who are they?
     
  15. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    "Google is your friend." -- SideshowBob
     
  16. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    No help. Newfies and Labrador?
     
  17. Michael 345 Bali tonight Valued Senior Member

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    I agree SideshowBob if they fish like me

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    Give a man a potato and he has a mans meal

    Teach a man to farm potatoes and he becomes a Irishman

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  18. TheFrogger Valued Senior Member

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    Only Irish?
     
  19. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    Then the reigning pub fighter would be constantly challenged to defend the title.

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  20. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    People can claim whatever. Authentic practice of X religion & Y religion together may not work but people may fool themselves & try to fool others.
    Some Christians claim to believe in reincarnation which does not fit with the present Christian bible.
    In response to some things I said, 2 Mormons said any or all other gods might exist but would be less powerful than their god.
    Several Muslims (not knowing I am atheist) told me their god is actually the same god I believe in.

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  21. Michael 345 Bali tonight Valued Senior Member

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    Good

    Keep it small within the pub

    Bring in the customers

    Other pubs could have other gods duke it out in other pubs

    Perhaps we could see winners from numerous pubs duke off against each other

    By Jove I think I have a inkling of a idea here

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    The World would finish up with Supergod

    Next year run the operation again

    "Come on gentleman.

    See Bible Basher Billy

    up against

    Pulpit Pounding Peter

    for the title of Almighty of the Mystical

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  22. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    That would require a great increase in the number of pubs.

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  23. Michael 345 Bali tonight Valued Senior Member

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    Not a problem

    We put regulations in place which require the pub owners to provide accommodation for anyone who attends events and has a blood alcohol over the current drive a car limit

    Call the accommodation

    Piss Pot Pillow Peace Places

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