Most fucked up songs of all time

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  3. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    the police - don't stand so close

    young teacher, the subject, of school girl fantasy
    she wants him, so badly, knows what she wants to be
    inside him, there's no room, this girl's an open page
    bookmark in, she's so close now, this girl is half his age
    don't stand, don't stand so
    don't stand so close to me
    don't stand, don't stand so
    don't stand so close to me
    her friends are, so jealous, you know how bad girls get
    sometimes it's not so easy, to be the teacher's pet
    temptation, frustration, so bad it makes him cry
    wet bus stop, she's waiting, his car is warm and dry
    don't stand, don't stand so
    don't stand so close to me
    don't stand, don't stand so
    don't stand so close to me
    loose talk in, the classroom, to hurt they try and try
    strong words in, the staffroom, the accusations fly
    it's no use, he sees her, he starts to shake and cough
    just like the, old man in, that book by nabakov
    don't stand, don't stand so
    don't stand so close to me
    don't stand, don't stand so
    don't stand so close to me

    White Snake - Slide It In

    You talk too much,
    Never saying what's on your mind,
    It's written on your face,
    An' in the words you hide behind
    I know what you want,
    I can see what you're looking for,
    I know what you want from me,
    An' I'm gonna give you more
    I'm gonna slide it in
    Right to the top,
    Slide it in,
    I ain't never gonna stop
    Slide it in,
    Right to the top,
    I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in,
    Slide it, in baby...
    Sometimes you seem
    Just like a stranger to me,
    But, all the games you play
    Make it so easy to see
    You're looking for love,
    Tho' you try to deny,
    The things you put me through
    Tell me what I've got to do to you
    I'm gonna slide it in,
    Right to the top,
    Slide it in,
    I ain't never gonna stop
    Slide it in,
    Right to the top,
    I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in...
    You talk too much,
    Always treating me so unkind,
    I know what I've got to do,
    To get me some peace of mind
    I'm gonna slide it in,
    Right to the top,
    Slide it in,
    I ain't never gonna stop
    Slide it in,
    Right to the top,
    I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in,
    Slide it in,
    Right to the top
    Slide it in,
    I ain't never gonna stop
    Slide it in,
    Right to the top,
    I'm gonna slide it in, slide it in, slide it,
    Slide it in, slide it in,
    Right to the top, baby...
     
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    Don't stand so close to me, I don't want to slide it in!
     
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  7. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    You're not a sockpuppet R u?

    That's another weird thing you've picked up on, I posted someting else in another thread and ya put it into a sentence that was like completely logical, this is creepin me out!
     
  8. one_raven God is a Chinese Whisper Valued Senior Member

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    You are having conversations and arguments with yourself now?
     
  9. Xev Registered Senior Member

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    Gunther - Tra la la.


    SCARY!
     
  10. fadingCaptain are you a robot? Valued Senior Member

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    old pervert by robyn hitchcock:
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    I'm an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge

    I'm an old pervert and I hang around under the bridge

    I won't do you no harm, I just want to show you what's in my fridge

    So come on little girl, is your name Hester or maybe it's Midge?

    Well, they say that I'm weird and disinfectant is the only thing I drink

    They say that I'm weird and disinfectant is the only thing I drink

    But cleanliness of the soul is more important, don't you think?

    And I could show you one or two things right there in my sink

    So come on baby

    I'm an old pervert and I don't get around much anymore

    I'm an old pervert and I don't get around much anymore

    Sometimes I feel it evaporating through the door

    So come on baby let me and I'll show you how I let you score

    Yeah baby

    And I could show you one or two clean things right there in my sink
     
  11. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    Bloodrock's D.O.A., circa 1970

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFGNMQeoo4Q
    (Gotta love the siren sound effect...)

    Laying here looking at the ceiling
    Someone lays a sheet across my chest
    Something warm is flowing down my fingers
    Pain is flowing all through my back...

    I try to move my arms and there's no feeling
    And when I look I see there's nothing there
    The face beside me stopped it totally bleeding
    The girl I knew has such a distant stare...

    I remember
    We were flying along and hit something in the air
    I remember
    We were flying along and hit something in the air

    Then, I looked straight at the attendant
    His face is pale as it can be
    He bends and whispers something softly
    He says there's no chance for me...

    I remember
    We were flying along and hit something in the air
    I remember
    We were flying along and hit something in the air

    Life is flowing out my body
    Pain is flowing out with my blood
    The sheets are red and moist where I'm lying
    God in Heaven, teach me how to die...

    I remember
    We were flying along and hit something in the air
    I remember
    We were flying along and hit something in the air


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  12. domesticated om Interplanetary homesteader Valued Senior Member

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    I was surfing a "sounds.mp3.punk" binary collection once, and noticed someone posted a G.G. Allin CD. I kept hearing the name over the years, but had never actually listened to his stuff.

    I decided to download it just to see what he was about......all I can say is .....uh OK

    At any rate, I'm adding G G Allin's name to this thread for having some of the most fucked up songs.

    I would have put Deicide on the list too (for the lyrics being legitimately satanic, and the lead singer having an inverted cross branded into his forehead), but fortunately I can't really understand what the lead singer is actually saying in any of his songs. Everything sounds like "ROOO ROO ROO ----BUDDADDAA BUDDADDAA ---- ROO ROO ROOO ROOO ROOO" ........and the backup singer's vocals kinda reminds me of Cobra Commander from the GI Joe cartoons.
     
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  14. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Ok I know some of you are gonna hate me now but.......

    I hate songs by the DOORS
    All that rambling drives me nuts!!
     
  15. cosmictraveler Be kind to yourself always. Valued Senior Member

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    Most POP culture songs I really don't care for along with RAP crap.
     
  16. Jozen-Bo The Wheel Spinning King!!! Registered Senior Member

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    I made it a whole 41 seconds...cause I am soooo tough!!!

    Err...one of the worse....

    So tell me what you want
    what you really really want cause

    if you want to be my lover
    you got to get with my friends...



    I can't go on...my head....
    :fright:
     
  17. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    As soon as I hear Freebird, I change the station. I hate that lame long ass song.
     
  18. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    the doors drive me nuts aswell, and INXS they were awful!

    oh oh i nearly forgot, the red hot chilli peppers are drivvel
     
  19. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner
    Sometimes I feel like my only friend
    Is the city I live in, the city of angels
    Lonely as I am, together we cry

    I drive on her streets 'cause she's my companion
    I walk through her hills cause she knows who I am
    She sees my good deeds and she kisses me windy
    I never worry, now that is a lie

    I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
    Take me to the place I love, take me all the way
    I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
    Take me to the place I love, take me all the way

    It's hard to believe that there's nobody out there
    It's hard to believe that I'm all alone
    At least I have her love, the city she loves me
    Lonely as I am, together we cry

    I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
    Take me to the place I love, take me all the way
    I don't ever wanna feel like I did that day
    Take me to the place I love, take me all the way

    Under the bridge downtown
    Is where I drew some blood
    Under the bridge downtown
    I could not get enough
    Under the bridge downtown
    Forgot about my love
    Under the bridge downtown
    I gave my life away


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    under the bridge: red hot chilli peppers
     
  20. idiot0boy Registered Member

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    Most things by the Velvet Underground are pretty messed up.
     
  21. MacGyver1968 Fixin' Shit that Ain't Broke Valued Senior Member

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    R.E.M "Shiny, Happy People"

    Makes me wanna take a baseball bat to someone.
     
  22. Xelios We're setting you adrift idiot Registered Senior Member

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    Most of the songs by King Missile

    Jesus Was Way Cool

    Fucked up as in strange and funny.

    If you mean fucked up as in the worst song ever made, I'd have to say Pass That Dutch, and 90% of what's on the radio these days.
     
  23. S.A.M. uniquely dreadful Valued Senior Member

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    Cheeky girls…………
    Ooh boys cheeky girls
    Ooh girls cheeky boys
    Ooh boys cheeky girls
    Ooh girls cheeky boys
    Ooh boys cheeky girls
    Ooh girls cheeky boys
    Ooh boys cheeky girls
    Ooh girls cheeky boys
    I never ever ask where do you go
    I never ever ask what do you do
    I never ever ask what’s in your mind
    I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
    Come and smile don’t be shy
    Touch my bum this is life.
    Oooooh
    We are the cheeky girls
    We are the cheeky girls
    You are the cheeky boys
    You are the cheeky boys
    We are the cheeky girls
    We are the cheeky girls
    You are the cheeky boys
    You are the cheeky boys
    Hhmm cheeky cheeky
    (laughter)
    Cheekycheekycheeky
    Ooh boys cheeky girls
    Ooh girls cheeky boys
    Ooh boys cheeky girls
    Ooh girls cheeky boys
    Ooh boys cheeky girls
    Ooh girls cheeky boys
    Ooh boys cheeky girls
    Ooh girls cheeky boys
    I never ever ask where do you go
    I never ever ask what do you do
    I never ever ask whats in your mind
    I never ever ask if you’ll be mine
    Come and smile don’t be shy
    Touch my bum this is life.
    Unu doy trei si
    (translates to one two three go)
    (with other voices shouting cheeky)
    We are the cheeky girls
    We are the cheeky girls
    You are the cheeky boys
    You are the cheeky boys
    We are the cheeky girls
    We are the cheeky girls
    You are the cheeky boys
    You are the cheeky boys
    Come and join the cheeky club
    This is what you want
    Come and sing the cheeky song
    Our cheeky song woo
    Come and join the cheeky club
    This is what you want
    Come and sing the cheeky song
    Our cheeky song woo
    Come and smile don’t be shy
    Touch my bum this is life
    Cheeky cheeky
    We are the cheeky girls
    We are the cheeky girls
    You are the cheeky boys
    You are the cheeky boys
    We are the cheeky girls
    We are the cheeky girls
    You are the cheeky boys
    You are the cheeky boys
    We are the cheeky girls
    We are the cheeky girls
    You are the cheeky boys
    You are the cheeky boys
    We are the cheeky girls
    We are the cheeky girls
    You are the cheeky boys
    You are the cheeky boys
    Cheeky-cheeky

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    Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
    Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
    To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
    Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

    I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
    Well she was sellin' pineapple, playin' ukulele
    And when I went to the girl, come on and teach me to sway
    She laughed and whispered to me, yes come tonight to the bay

    The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
    Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song

    Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
    Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
    To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
    Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

    Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
    Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
    To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
    Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

    And down on the shore they gather romance
    She showed me much more, not only to dance...

    Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
    Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
    To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
    Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

    Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
    Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
    To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
    Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

    The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
    Around calypso sarong we'll all be singin' this song

    Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
    Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
    To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to

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