Match.com - Yes or No?

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  1. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    I wanted to know if you thought I should sign-up with Match.com in an attempt to find a female for mating purposes. I seek contact with the opposite sex to bring myself pleasure, that of course seems impossible under current conditions. Thus I ask if you believe I should join it, or is it a scam and lies!

    I've heard stories about it, they make fake profiles, get you interested, hook you, and it's always the same nonsense over-over an over again. Is it wise to spend money on this?

    Also I seek the females to advise me, you are women so explain why this is bad or truly a good idea...
     
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  3. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    Why not skip the bs and hire yourself a prostitute directly?
     
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  5. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    I unfortunately would be devestated, I would likely commit sabuku just to avoid the humiliation... no I'm afraid I seek good girl for mating purposes..
     
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  7. draqon Banned Banned

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    well good girls are hard to find.
     
  8. Avatar smoking revolver Valued Senior Member

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    and it's very unlikely they would be interested in you, if your only motivation is selfish mating.
    so a prostitute it is then.
    face it, you have no other options.
     
  9. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    If it's just for your pleasure she'd have to be a saint, not just good.
     
  10. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Well there are free sites to try, and if you go on sites with webcams where you can talk they can't fake who they are.
     
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  12. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Well of course I'd like to bring her pleasure, perhaps you misunderstand me... I seek to bring myself pleasure by bringing her pleasure, thus to complete the mating cycle... I wanna cuddle and give her presents, see her alot, and go eat places together :C
     
  13. Read-Only Valued Senior Member

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    Absolutely! After reading about you over and over I can only conclude that you need ALL the help you can get!
     
  14. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    Yesssssss, but is that help or a waste of resources my good man?
     
  15. draqon Banned Banned

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    waste of resources. you should Pick a site that is real...shows real girl...just like that commercial on TV...

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  16. darksidZz Valued Senior Member

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    dragon, is "girls gone wild" actually real though?
     
  17. draqon Banned Banned

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    obviously no.
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    http://www.okcupid.com/online-dating/chicago/il.html

    keep repeating this when you see the girl you are interested in

    "Accept her as she is"

    "Accept her as she is"

    "Accept her as she is"

    "Accept her as she is"

    "Accept her as she is"

    Accept everything in her...
     
  19. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    its a waste already, go to your local library and see if ther're are any singles nights in your area, failing that why dont you do some good old cyber sex with some hot woman over web cam?
     
  20. shorty_37 Go! Canada Go! Registered Senior Member

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    Sounds like you know something about cyber sex?

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  21. lucifers angel same shit, differant day!! Registered Senior Member

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    secrets will stay secret!
     
  22. 15ofthe19 35 year old virgin Registered Senior Member

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    Truer words have never been posted on SciForums.

    But seriously, Match is a lot of fun. Take your time, and you'll find some decent people on there. The spam is fairly easy to spot. Put it this way, if you get an email from a girl and she's half naked in her profile pic, and way better looking than most women, and she's sending you unsolicited PM or emails, it's a scam. Don't flatter yourself.

    On the other hand, you may find somebody nice to spend time with. Just make your profile interesting. Don't say you like the beach. Everybody likes the freaking beach. Say something original, and post a pic.
     
  23. domesticated om Stickler for details Valued Senior Member

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    What is the best operating system/server/whatever for hosting a dating service?
     

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