Masturbation will make you blind and crippled - Let's finish it

Discussion in 'Science & Society' started by Happeh, Jan 23, 2006.

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  1. Huwy Secular Humanist Registered Senior Member

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    Happeh, your reputation on the internet as a troll is unprecedented.
    I believe you may have acheived some kind of record.
     
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  3. Huwy Secular Humanist Registered Senior Member

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    Also happeh, you are lying about your age. You are about 29. June 6, 1976?
    In fact, I have a feeling you still live with your parent(s).
    Do you still live with your parent(s) happeh?


    How does that go for your credibility?

    http://www.happeh.com/forums/memberlist.php?what=topposters&perpage=10

    Happeh Forums Members List
    User Name Join Date Posts
    happeh 01-20-2005 1895


    Are you going to join sciforums under a range of different names, and then make posts as if they are separate people - for support???

    OhKnow
    YouLose
    Joseph Blowski
    TheHappyHomo
    HighMaintenace

    Yes Happeh, I've been snooping. You were rude, and now you have been exposed.
     
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  5. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    you may be right huwy
    he very well might live at home

    i present the following quote from happeh
    because it might contain his name
    the quote itself is, i feel, worthless

    Originally Posted by Happeh
    I was looking thru an article on high IQ societies. You know. Mensa, that kind of thing. Look what I found.
    "Minerva Society (1 out of 1,000)
    Founded in 1987 by Kevin Langdon, Fred Britton, Jalon Leach, and Richard Weatherwax at the 99.9 percentile."
    You remember my name, don't you Q?
    Do you really believe in coincidences?

    the above was taken from "masturbation is for losers" page 44 this forum
    i wonder if his dad is one of those people?
    i really don't know what to make of all this
     
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  7. Happeh Registered Senior Member

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    I can say with authority that the basic claims, that a persons behavior is related to the shape of the head, is an accurate one.

    You have no idea what you are talking about. A book told you what to think, so that is what you think. You have no personal experience with which to base your judgement on.

    People who understand telepathy, energy, possession, holiness and all the other things you associate with goodness and power. They have their own little society that they only allow like minded and behaving people into.
     
  8. Communist Hamster Cricetulus griseus leninus Valued Senior Member

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    You seem to be ignoring the links huwy presented to you about masturbation being good for mens health.
     
  9. Happeh Registered Senior Member

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    You want me to explicitly reject them?

    I do not accept what those men are saying. They are hurting people by giving them incorrect health information. Their world view is too narrow for them to realize they are wrong.
     
  10. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    does it surprise you CH?
     
  11. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    your word against the world eh?
    admit it happeh, you've been beaten
     
  12. Happeh Registered Senior Member

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    Sometimes I actually wonder what leopold has to say. I think I see 5 ignored messages a day from him.

    I stumbled across another old video I made years ago. Shows plain as day what happens to the body because of masturbation. It requires the knowledge that your kidneys are affected by sex. But then, you are all intelligent scientists so I am certain you do not need me to tell you that.

    http://www.happeh.com/HappehTheory/Videos/KidneyDistortions.avi

    Requires Xvid and MPEG 3 codecs
     
  13. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    fuck you you twit
    you are sore cause i am living proof "your" theory is quakery
    a real scientist that ignores evidence. you are a fool happeh
    i don't see how you can even show your face around here

    vanity makes people tell strange stories of their interests you know
     
  14. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    if you can spam this thread with bullshit so can i.
     
  15. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    man it is a pretty nice day today to be january
    i figured it would be cold but i guess not
     
  16. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    meatus erectus
     
  17. leopold Valued Senior Member

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    i remember someone asking happeh "what would you do if you were proved wrong"

    happeh said "admit i'm wrong"

    so i guess that we all can agree that happeh is a liar
     
  18. Hercules Rockefeller Beatings will continue until morale improves. Moderator

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    Whoaaa, hold on to your hats people!!!! Happeh is going all out to capture the title of SciForum's Greatest Crackpot Clown.

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    And it just keeps getting better!!!!!! He's going for the lot! We can throw in the title of Conspiracy Theory Nutball as well.

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  19. crazyfreespirit "Custom User Title" Registered Senior Member

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    Yes, and thats why I stopped bothering to post in the old thread, there was no point. Though this does remind me a trick we used to play at school. You go to someone and say you'll read their palm. You pretend to study it, and then go "you masturbate with you're right hand, right?"...the person will usually go "no!". Then you go, "aha, so you do masturbate!" (which at our age then was thought of as quite the taboo(as in gross lol))...just reminded me of Happeh and his pictures.
     
  20. James R Just this guy, you know? Staff Member

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    Happeh:

    If your theory is "people die from a bullet to the heart", then you have to display examples which have two features:

    1. Dead people
    2. The same dead people who have been shot with a bullet through the heart.

    But this isn't enough, because you haven't shown causation yet. To do that, you also have to show

    3. Nobody ever survives a bullet to the heart.

    Similarly, if you want to show that masterbation makes you go blind you need:

    1. People go blind.
    2. The same people masterbate excessively.
    3. Blindness was not caused by something other than masterbation.

    What about "Masterbators tilt their heads"? You need:

    1. People tilt their heads.
    2. The same people masterbate excessively.
    3. The tilting of the head is not caused by things other than masterbation.

    So far, you've demonstrated many examples of point (1). For NONE of those examples have you established point (2). And it is blatantly obvious that point (3) is false.

    What you're saying is that you don't want to be held to normal scientific standards of proof. Bad luck.

    I've already done that, and decided your theory is worthless.

    I'm discussing the issue now. If I didn't want to discuss it, I wouldn't respond to you.

    I've just explained why again, in this post.

    I'm convinced you're wrong.

    What are the chances that all the world is mad except for Happeh? Damn small, I would say.
     
  21. Happeh Registered Senior Member

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    Stuidies about Viagra users and one eye blindness completetly ignored by you and the others.

    Lies. I posted pictures of sex workers with the symptoms described. For you to argue that a sex worker does not masturbate is nothing but resistance and oneryness. I plainly offered to post pictures of porno to stop this foolishness about sex workers do not masturbate.

    Another way to corroborate what I say ignored by you and the others.

    What you are saying is "I refuse to believe you unless you spend millions of dollars and years of time. Therefore, I win".

    OK. Whatever. You know you are putting up impossible standards on purpose. What can I say. You are an adult. You cannot be stupid enough not to know what you are doing.

    This is the pattern with everything I post. There is a post on the front page of 4 men. I say two of them show symptoms, 2 do not. Do you acknowledge the photo or make any comment? No.

    You do not discuss in good faith.

    100% that I am right and the "the world", which is you and your fellows, don't have the slightest clue what the human body is all about.

    Just can't let go of the safety of the group can you? I predict that you, James, will never wake up until that society you think you are part of turns on you. When you get fired for some reason or other. When you get arrested for some reason or other. When some disaster befalls you and those people you are sticking with drop you like a hot potato, then you will begin to realize the danger of being a sheep flocking to the safety of the other sheep.

    Sheep do not protect each other James. They all run for their own selfish interests. The one the wolf gets goes down and dies without any other sheep giving a damn about it.


    Oh well. You can slap a person around, talk to them as an equal, act sad with them, try every approach possible. But if they want to stay stupid, there is nothing anyone can do.

    In the future you will remember I tried to help you for nothing. And you will remember you kicked me around. I had hopes for you. You showed potential in the first few questions you posted.
     
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  22. Huwy Secular Humanist Registered Senior Member

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    Hercules:

    I believe the award may possibly cover the entire internet.

    Now I'm not interested in personally identifying Happeh, or humiliating him for the sake of entertainment. I think however, it is relevant that he has lied about his age (he is 29), has posted on a range of other forums - under many different names - and claiming to be different people.

    Happeh, I'm going to be honest with you.
    No one here would ever criticise you for being homosexual.
    No one would make jokes, point fun, etc - people would go "oh ok." and basically forget about it.
    I'm really sorry if something has happened in your life that has made you decide that you cannot accept the possibility of being gay - i have a couple of friends who are gay - one i'm talking to on the internet RIGHT NOW.

    But it has become quite obvious why you feel so threatened by masturbation.
    Thats not what bothers me, what bothers me is that you can't accept it, so you turn it into hate and come on the internet and fight with people about your own mechanism of denial - happeh theory.

    I just hope you don't hold any grudges against me man, because I totally accept you for who you really are.
    I just hope that maybe in the future you can begin to accept yourself too - and I'm sure then everyone else will.
     
  23. Happeh Registered Senior Member

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    For any thinking scientist.....

    I would recommend putting all the people in this thread on ignore except for mercaptan.

    The rest is the ramblings of the mentally troubled or the cowardly who are afraid of new knowledge from unapproved sources.
     
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