Masturbation is for Losers

If you think he's joking, you should see all the videos he's made, with 3D modelling of masturbating a penis, and drying buttocks with a towel, etc.

Sad thing is its no joke.

 

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I'm having fun.

Also, haps - I'm old enough to know better than to let men fondle me.
I hope you aren't really 80 years old and still don't know what the words "obtuse" and/or "evidence", mean by now.

P.S. You are a bad man.

 

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oh now cole, you know your just aching to have happeh fondle your genitals.

 

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Damn straight.

Any human being with paranoia, delusions, and narcissism should be kept away from children at all costs - (plenty of criteria to meet all 3).

 

the funny thing is, the man won't even speak to me
for some strange reason

he told another poster that i was "spooky"

 

he thinks "Snakelord's" NICKname is spooky too - and that it implies something evil, has some sinister deeper meaning.

I don't think there are many who are spookier than a man who has a website named angrypenis.org.

The only real angry penis's I could imagine are ones that never get any action! lol

 

or a man trying to deal with his homosexuality
and doesn't want to admit what he is.

 

Masturbation rocks, specially if you get your girlfriend to do it for you, try it sometime!

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if you want a distraction
get a blowjob from your ol lady while driving !

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Can you see the hypocrisy in your posts?

I had to put a warning on my blogs that they can make people go crazy because of you. I would have warned you if I knew you were snooping around.

 

Ya. Someone, somewhere, has either received one of my emails, or they have read my website or forums postings. This is another news article on the dementia exercise link. It was on Google with about 50 more of the same stories.

I always said I was doing it for altruistic reasons. Still. It would be nice for people to say "Thanks for pointing us in the right direction, Happeh".


EDIT: OHHHHHH!!!!!!!! I want to jump up and down and stomp Snake, James, and a few other people who are so intractable.

"It's not really definitive evidence. But on the other hand, what do we do while we wait for definitive evidence?

That is what I tell people! So what if my pictures are not "definitive". I know what I am talking about. Why don't you guys listen to this man? So what if a million dollar study does not back me up. My observations and conclusions are correct. People can start working on their health now. Then in 5 years, when the study that proves I am right is released, people already have 5 years of benefit.


Three or more days of exercise a week could stave off dementia in older people, according to a new study led by Seattle researchers.

The study, published Monday in the Annals of Internal Medicine, followed 1,740 people age 65 and older for an average of six years. None showed signs of Alzheimer's disease or other forms of dementia when the study began.

Those who reported exercising three or more days a week were 30 percent less likely to develop dementia than others who exercised less or not at all.

In addition, three days of exercise appeared to be most helpful for the least fit of the study participants.

"I think those people may have already been starting down that pathway toward Alzheimer's, and you can delay or reduce the rate of that pathway proceeding," said Dr. Eric Larson, lead author of the study and director of the Center for Health Studies at Group Health Cooperative.

A lifelong runner and hiker, Warren Raymond took up cycling in 1990.

"Jogging is a little hard on the joints," said Raymond, who participated in the study. "You get twinges in the hinges, and I had a hip replacement, so I decided bicycling would be easier on the joints."

Now 82, he goes for 25- to 30-mile rides once a week with a group of friends, some of whom he's known since high school.

They stop at Starbucks along the route and always finish up with lunch on the way home. Raymond takes shorter, solo rides when the weather is nice and works out in the gym at his Issaquah retirement community every day.

"If I don't exercise, I feel kind of grouchy and glum," said Raymond, who grew up in Spokane.

His high score on a cognitive test administered to all study participants hasn't changed since he was first enrolled in the study in 1994.

Still, because the study is observational -- that is, researchers asked people about their exercise routines, rather than assigning a particular type of activity for a set amount of time to different groups -- it doesn't specify how much and what types of exercise make the most difference.

"It's not really definitive evidence. But on the other hand, what do we do while we wait for definitive evidence? We have lots of reasons to exercise, so perhaps this is another reason," said Dallas Anderson at the National Institute of Aging, which funded the study.

About 4.5 million Americans have Alzheimer's, the most common cause of dementia in older people, according to the Alzheimer's Disease Education and Referral Center.

In the study, 158 people developed dementia, including 107 who developed Alzheimer's.

Dr. Ronald Petersen, director of the Mayo Clinic Alzheimer's Disease Research Center in Rochester, Minn., said the study adds to mounting evidence that lifestyle factors can keep Alzheimer's at bay.

"This is sort of a hot topic in the field right now," said Petersen, who was not involved with the Seattle study.

Exercise, intellectual engagement, a healthy diet and social interaction appear to help delay dementia, although it's not clear which of these factors is most successful or why.

For example, the socializing Raymond engages in along with his weekly rides could be as beneficial as his workout.

One theory about the connection between exercise and dementia is that physical activity increases blood and oxygen flow, making the brain more equipped to withstand the stress of aging, Larson said.(EDIT: This theory is sort of on the right track. They just have the wrong stuff flowing. They use their words for it. My words may be wrong according to someone else. Happeh Theory describes that same effect. Something flowing to the brain. That same something is flowing to the arms and legs to keep these people healthy into old age. Lack of that something in an area like the hip is what causes people to need hip replacement. I named it "blob" in Happeh Theory. That is what it acts like. I think Asian people would probably call it Yin.)

And, as opposed to a new drug or supplement, for healthy adults exercise "is the kind of thing that we as clinicians wouldn't hesitate to recommend to our patients," Petersen said.

Raymond credits exercise first for his sharp mind and good health.

"I would put it No. 1 before any medications or anything else[/B]," he said.

 

poor baby. wanna cry me a river?

 

yeah, well if you had so much proof and evidence
why does snakelord still has his money?

i have yet to see one person that agrees with you

 

Look at this news story from todays headlines. This board is in the UK isn't it? Someone is reading my posts again. They have decided to reissue the Viagra and blindness warning. This story is from one of your top papers, the telegraph.

The momentum continues to build for my version of how things work. Sorry guys. U lose.


Men who take drugs for impotency such as Viagra or Cialis and who have previously had a heart attack may have a 10-fold increased risk of damaging their eyesight, an American study claims today.

It warns that increasing use of the drugs could produce an increase in a rare condition that can cause irreversible loss of vision.

While doctors are advised to prescribe the drug with caution to men with cardiovascular disease, thousands buy them online.

Many of the websites ask no questions about health or other medications that are being taken.

A small study from America claims that men who had had a heart attack were 10 times more likely to have damage to the optic nerve if they had taken Viagra or Cialis before the eye diagnosis, compared with male eye patients who had not used the drugs.

There was also a small increased risk in those who had had a stroke.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/mai...ht17.xml&sSheet=/news/2006/01/17/ixworld.html


What does Tariq Aziz have in the picture a few posts back? A crippled arm due to stroke. All of this stuff is tied together. U know I am right.

 

happeh, you stated that you could look at a picture and tell if a person masturbated

and no, this board is not from britain

 

I seriously doubt anyone on this thread is contesting the value of exercise. Please explain in what way stating the bloody obvious - exercise is good for you; stating what has been confirmed by countless studies - exercise is good for you; stating what we each know from personal experience - exercise is good for you; what any of this has to do with Happeh theory?

 

For today, I wanted to address another persons question. That person asked "How much masturbation is excessive?". I replied "it depends". It depends on frequency, times per day, days per week, weeks per month. It also depends on duration, seconds, minutes or hours.

In my educated opinion, the effects can happen in as little as one year. That is why it is important that children receive correct information about the possible harmful effects. Instead of these irresponsible public news stories about "masturbation helps your prostate. Go for it like there is no tomorrow".

Here is today's picture.

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This picture is of some anonymous young person on the internet. He shows symptoms predicted by Happeh Theory. He is young, so we can guess he hasn't been wanking for more than what? 8 years? If he is 18 in the picture, and he began wanking at 10 years old, that would be 8 years absolute maximum for the effects to settle on his body.

The top photo of him is unaltered so you can see clearly. 4 of the previous pictures are included for verification of symptoms. The young mans shoulders slope from left to right at a steep angle. The line on his face is the marker boundary for the good part of his face on the left, and the part that is taking most of the damage on the right. Like most people, he is probably right handed and wanks with his right. The right eye looks closed in comparison to the left eye.

Remember yesterday or the day before when I was talking about how Asians have squinty eyes because they know about the ideas behind Happeh Theory and they employ it in their daily lives? Do you think the right eye of the young man could be described as squinted, instead of closed?

I wonder what they means? If I was a scientist, I might even try to figure it out.

Did you ever hear the joke about why all the good cowboys have slanted eyes? When the listener says no, the joke teller squints his eyes and screws up his face tight, then makes a masturbation motion with his hand.

You ever connect seemingly unrelated facts and make something from it? They decided to call that Data Mining. Fancy phrase huh? There is a big government department devoted to it.

I just call it paying attention to the world around you and figuring things out.

 

we have already figured it out
you are the one that doesn't get it

must . .refrain . . .i promised

 

WAH HAHAHAHAHAHA ROTFLMAO HAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA stop it happeh your killing me HAHAHAHAAA

 

Happeh

Publicly admit I am wrong.

Then why haven't you done that yet?

If I was a scientist

Didn't you already claim to be a scientist?