Masturbation(Good or Bad)

It could be A, B or C or all three together.

 

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Honey when you've been celibate for 8 yrs you get there in 10 seconds or less. Which is just fine with me cause I'm usually just trying to get to sleep anyway.

 

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Dude I live in ohio. Give me a break. How about dear prudence?

 

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Dear Prudence, good one. Obviously I don't know what they sing.

 

And what does God have to say about that ?

 

I'm pretty sure he just watches.

 

The pervert !

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Man that's a beatles classic. Where are you?!

 

If perversion is defined by social norms, then god is the biggest pervert I've ever known.

 

I know it's a beatles classic.

I was just commenting that the few men who don't masturbate in the shower sing, and what do they sing, Dear Prudence.

Maybe you didn't realize why I found it funny.

Why the hell would god watch you masturbate ?

 

Because he hasn't got any ?

 

Watching someone masturbate is not a social norm.

It's either watching porn, your wife/husband or girlfriend/boyfriend or it's illegal.

 

Why wouldn't he? He loves me.

 

Freak!

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:m:

 

If he really loved you he wouldn't go peeping at you when you masturbate. He'd respect your privacy.
Unless.. you masturbate for him..

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Why the hell are they weak moments?

Why is pleasure wrong?

 

I wouldn't call that love.

 

Um yes,

Lori, this is God.

 

Lori, THIS is God talking. You shouldn't masturbate that way, it's highly inefficient. You should masturbate this way instead...use 2 fingers like this *makes highly graphic hand gestures* Oh, and I recommend a vibrator.

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Are you kidding ? She gets off within 10 seconds as it is..
I recommend mittens.