Masturbation(Good or Bad)

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  1. Is masturbation ok? yes or no

    If no, explain why, weither it pertains to health/morals etc.

    I know I ilke it

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    But there is always that guilty feeling ya get afterwards

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    Not enough to make me stop though

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  3. Jinoda Registered Senior Member

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    I guess I feel the same way.

    I think masturbation is great for your health, it helps me relieve stress and it certainly feels good.

    I do get a guilty feeling afterwards as well though...and I can't seem to think why.

    Funny post though.
     
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  5. §outh§tar is feeling caustic Registered Senior Member

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    People who masturbate are obviously insecure and need to find some carnal outlet for their perversion.
     
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  7. bbcboy Recovering christian Registered Senior Member

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    Masturbation is one of the most normal, healthy, brilliant pastimes that nature has ever created.
    Puritanical shit heads with no damn life will tell you all of the myths about it being bad for you and against God and all of the other things that these fucked up people need to stuff down our throats in an excuse for having a purpose on this planet.
    Conspiracy...
    I don't wish to sound like the old wise woman of the hills and nor do I have any desire to patronise when I say that you are at an age when you are fully prepared to discover your own body.
    It belongs to no-one else and it's yours to explore.
    You must do so!
    Find out what you like and don't like and when you have sex don't be afraid to say I like this and i don't like that.
    You have an obligation to yourself to do so becauuse in doing you will be liberating yourself from the bonds of inhibition and thereby not passing on that 'guilt' to your future proginy.
    That goes for you too Jinoda!
    Have one for me!!!
    (Oh and a good tip is to lie on your arm until it goes completety dead, then do it.. It feels like someone else

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  8. Jinoda Registered Senior Member

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    Ewww...

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    I do it with my left hand upside down. I don't keep it going for long because it's awkward, but it feels like a different person nonetheless.

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    Why is it that I feel oddly uninhibited on the interweb? Whatever.
    :m:
     
  9. slotty Colostomy-its not my bag Registered Senior Member

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    99 % of guys are wankers. The other one percent are liars.
     
  10. slotty Colostomy-its not my bag Registered Senior Member

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    Honest officer, i was just cleaning it and it went off!

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    Nothing wrong with it , its a natural thing- and its a cheap rewarding hobby

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  11. Yorda Registered Senior Member

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    I think sexual things are bad if you do it too much or too little... but I guess it's like that with everything.
     
  12. slotty Colostomy-its not my bag Registered Senior Member

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    Well if your last ejaculation comes out as salt, then maybe , just maybe your doing it to much. Also if you have arms like a fiddler crab people may consider that your doing it a tad to often

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  13. apendrapew Oral defecator Registered Senior Member

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    People who masturbate are obviously insecure and need to find some carnal outlet for their perversion.
     
  14. slotty Colostomy-its not my bag Registered Senior Member

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    You need an orgasm.

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  15. apendrapew Oral defecator Registered Senior Member

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    Masturbation plays an important role in reproductive success.

    There are 3 classes of sperm.
    - blockers: prevent other sperm from reaching cervix and womb
    - killers: kills sperm of any other kind
    - egg getters: are the only sperm that can fertilize an egg. They consist of less than 1% of a man's load.


    When a man ejaculates, the sperm to first come (heh) out are old sperm, which typically are blockers. These guys can hinder the transport of the important egg getters and killers to the site of conception.

    Masturbating a normal couple times a week are critical in regulating the proper proportions and numbers of sperm of each kind to be inseminated into a female.

    Amazing to think that there is a reason for everything we do.

    Check it out. The book is called "Sperm Wars" by author Robin Baker.
     
  16. Who would a thought

    Intresting facts apendrapew
     
  17. slotty Colostomy-its not my bag Registered Senior Member

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    So you are as perverse and insecure as the rest of us then? you just jerk off a couple of times a week to keep your spunk healthy then? so what is your "carnal outlet "then if you don't have a wank?
     
  18. Meredith Registered Member

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    I have always found masturbation to be somewhat of 'taboo' topic. However, with a recent relationship, I have come to find it as natural as intercourse itself. Perhaps disturbingly, but it has acutally become a turn on to watch my boyfriend pleasure himself. Although, he feels the same way about watching me.

    So to respond to your question, as to whether it is 'ok'... if you are feeling guilty perhaps you need to revise your current ethical structure, this guilt indicating or giving you a sense that it is 'bad' or not 'ok'. I see nothing wrong with it so long as it is appreciated in a private atmosphere, or with someone who respects the true nature of being.
     
  19. Jolly Rodger Banned Banned

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    good or bad? where is great? wacking off is the best hobby
     
  20. §outh§tar is feeling caustic Registered Senior Member

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    There are better things to occupy my time with than animalistic cravings. Idealistically.
     
  21. -Bob- Insipid Fool Registered Senior Member

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    lol, why do you feel guilty?

    I think I must have masturbated at least once a day since the sixth grade... and even in kindergarten I got hard-ons and didn't know what to do with them.
     
  22. sargentlard Save the whales motherfucker Valued Senior Member

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    I now know way too much about some of you than I wanted to.
     
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