Making a new joke

Discussion in 'Art & Culture' started by DaveC426913, Dec 7, 2018.

  1. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    Just about sunrise, a drunk is staggering down the street when he sees a car stopped with its hood up and the owner sitting despondently in the curb. "Wassa madder, bud?" he asks.

    "Piston broke," the motorist replies.

    "Yeah. Me too."
     
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  3. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    A terrible and sexist joke:

    Woman driving a VW on the freeway, sees another VW (w/front hood opened) and female driver parked on the side of the road, apparently in distress. She stops and asks the woman; "can I be of assistance".
    The stranded driver answers "well I dont' know, I seem to have lost my engine"
    Exclaims the "good samaritan"; "don't worry, I think I have a spare in the back of mine....

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  5. sideshowbob Sorry, wrong number. Valued Senior Member

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    You're showing your age.

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  7. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    I'm listed as a Valued Senior Member, appropriately......

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  8. Write4U Valued Senior Member

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    Why do we sit down in the day and sit up at night?
     
  9. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Heres one i made about16 years ago.!!!

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    As a side note... i made the bread an ate it

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  11. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Thanks... an it was prolly my slice of bread that started the big selfie trend which is so popular today

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