Limericks: Preferably humorous

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  12. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    I'll start one off

    There was a young man from Dundee
    Who had a big boil on his knee.........................
     
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    There was a young man from Dundee
    Who had a big boil on his knee
    With a needle he tried to pop it
     
  14. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    But he couldn't stop it.............
     
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    There was a young man from Dundee
    Who had a big boil on his knee
    With a needle he tried to pop it
    But he couldn't stop it
    From dribbling down his leg like pee.
     
  16. Billy T Use Sugar Cane Alcohol car Fuel Valued Senior Member

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    This guy, they call Billy T
    Was conservative as can be
    And to this day, they all say;
    He simply refuses to pee

    You think 5th lines are free?
     
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  17. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    Very good. Next

    There was a young man from Kingussie
    who really was very fussy..........
     
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    There was a young man from Kingussie
    who really was very fussy
    Until his new bride said
     
  19. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    There was a young man from Kingussie
    who really was very fussy
    Until his new bride said
    I'd rather be dead
     
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    There was an old maid from Killiekrankie
    Who had a voluminous hankie...................
     
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    There was a young man from Kingussie
    who really was very fussy
    Until his new bride said
    I'd rather be dead
    Than let you touch my _____.
     
  22. StrangerInAStrangeLand SubQuantum Mechanic Valued Senior Member

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    There was an old maid from Killiekrankie
    Who had a voluminous hankie
    It was big as a sail
     
  23. Captain Kremmen All aboard, me Hearties! Valued Senior Member

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    What word is that?
    Nothing rude I hope.
    How about
    Than listen to Brahms and Debussy.
     

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