Jokes and Funny Stories II

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    Wait for it...
     
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    And, in the same spirit, here are the Beach Boys singing one of their best-known hits...
     
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    And now for something a little different.
     
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    Going Ape
    “Gimme a beer!” a gorilla grumped to the barman.
    “Oh my!” said the barman. “You can talk!”
    “Well of course I can. And I have plenty to say. Dang jobsite just fired me, and we were only hallway through the trim.”
    “You’re a finish carpenter?”
    “Uhuh.”
    “So, what are you going to do now? I hear Barnum & Bailey are coming to town. I bet they’d love to give a job to a talking gorilla.”
    The gorilla swirled his beer, and thought for a minute.
    “Don’t they operate in a huge tent?”
    “Yup, they sure do.”

    “So, what makes you think,” he said, scratching his head, “that they’d need a finish carpenter?”
     
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    Ahhh...the good ole days!

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    A woke joke.
    How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?
    Answer, define woman?
     
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    wait time stated
    55 minutes

    currently waiting
    53 minutes

    wondering if they will call dump me when they eventually pick up my call

    56.5 minutes wait 56 to 57 minute wait time
    call duration about 7 minutes on top


    5 stars service
    quick & to the point
    offered alternative options to make things easier
    polite empathic & well spoken
    made things easy

    note: i had to prompt for their name but they get butt loads of shit thrown at them(verbal abuse) so they need to play defense as a standard
    they also get stalker(obsessive) type people so if they say their name the repeat nuisance callers get a head start & often want specific people

    if they can do the function without giving a name they can do it ok because they will have their name tagged on the file automatically
    (iv been mentored by one of the best so i know some of the tricks & traps)
    would be lol to look at their call que numbers

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    ^ Look at me, look at me, please look at me. ^
     
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