Jesus and Virgin Mary Sightings

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  1. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    why why why don't they ever see Mona Lisa? :shrug:
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  2. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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  3. John99 Banned Banned

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    thanks cluless. always nice to see a dogs a-hole before breakfast. always appreciate when you post those images...keep up the good waork and keep showing your artistic side.
     
  4. Read-Only Valued Senior Member

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    That's an easy one - because they see exactly what they WANT to see. ;)
     
  5. Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    I think it looks like someone tried to iron polyester at to high a temp and burned it on the iron. But hey that is just me..
    And I think the Dog A-Hole was a better sighting of Christ anyway beings as it is mostly crap anyway.. Oh damn I said that out load.
     
  6. ScaryMonster I’m the whispered word. Valued Senior Member

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    He looks bigger then 500 feet.
     
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  7. jpappl Valued Senior Member

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    Looks like Getty Lee to me.
     
  8. scifes heckle the snobs Valued Senior Member

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    so what happened next?
     
  9. Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    The UN put sanctions against him for causing such a stir now he is homeless in Hoboken.
     
  10. Fraggle Rocker Moderator

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    Because everyone on earth has seen the Mona Lisa and we'd all yell in unison, "Hey you idiot, that doesn't look like the Mona Lisa!"

    On the other hand, no one knows what Jesus and the Virgin Mary looked like. In fact there is considerable controversy over whether they were even real historical figures or just fables like Paul Bunyan.

    The Rule of Laplace reminds us that extraordinary assertions must be supported by extraordinary evidence before we are obliged to treat them with respect, and if ever there was an extraordinary assertion, the life story of Jesus--from the virgin birth through the loaves and fishes down to the resurrection--is certainly one.

    So when someone says that this tortilla is the image of Jesus or that dog poop looks just like Mary, the proper response is, "How the hell would you know?"
     
  11. John99 Banned Banned

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    its getting too crazy with all these sightings.
     
  12. Nasor Valued Senior Member

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    It seems to mostly happen within hispanic communities. I guess this might sound somewhat racists, but they seem much more prone to freaking out over superstitious stuff, both religious and "secular".
     
  13. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    Maybe for the Virgin Mary, because a large number of them are Catholic. I don't think Protestant faiths put much stock in her.
    But I think a lot of religions see Jesus when/where they want to.
     
  14. Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    Well I have been saying for years that Jesus was a Time traveling Mexican from the year 6064.
     
  15. ScaryMonster I’m the whispered word. Valued Senior Member

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    This picture is based on an actual painting of serious religious art.
    First, why does Jesus fade away in the lower extremities? I know the artist wanted to avoid showing him interacting with any part of the physical environment -- but in that case, does his knuckle make a noise when he knocks on the wall?
    The artist is Harry Anderson.

    Anyway he must be having an effect because.

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  16. takethewarhome midnatt klarhet Registered Senior Member

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    This is my favorite of all of these:

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    Scifers, meet Cheesus. Cheesus, Scifers.
     
  17. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Well you'r mosly rite about that... but i know what Jesus looks like cause he apeared to me in a Tortilla i made... yep he look esactly like an Alien.!!!

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  18. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    An who woud you say this is.???

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  19. Grim_Reaper I Am Death Destroyer of Worlds Registered Senior Member

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    Looks like the apostle John to me..
     
  20. cluelusshusbund + Public Dilemma + Valued Senior Member

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    Hmmm... yes it does... especialy aroun the eyes.!!!
     

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