Is Draqon a zombie or an fugitive?

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by Oli, Mar 20, 2009.

  1. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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  3. draqon Banned Banned

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    well Absane you used this tactic before on others. But the problem here is that you are saying my online gf will do sex for money, which is not true, she is an honorable woman.
     
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  5. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    Draqon, I hate to break it to you, but your 'online girlfriend' could suck cock for a living and you would never know. The point is...you need to go beyond the computer...find yourself a 'real' woman and get to know life beyond the fucking comp. screen. Fuck your online girlfriend. Sorry...hope I didn't offend you...but seriously, it's the truth!!
     
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  7. draqon Banned Banned

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    nah jessie, I will never have sex. I will always be single, its a destiny.
     
  8. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    Ahhhh!!! You frustrate me beyond belief! Motherfuck! Danu's titties! Just find someone to stick your dick in and do it! Jesus H. Christ and all that is holy! You're making me lose my temper. Seriously...Draq...we haven't always gotten along, but c'mon man...you are destined to FUCK!!! I won't give up on you, lol.
     
  9. chris4355 Registered Senior Member

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    I think jessie wants you to have sex more than you do dragon.

    Jessie, hook him up with one of your friends.

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  10. jessiej920 Shake them dice and roll 'em Valued Senior Member

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    Probably. How sad is that?

    I would, but all my friends are guys and the ones that aren't are married or have children. Besides...Draq thinks I'm the devil or something

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  11. tim840 Registered Senior Member

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    draqon... is which direction is the 3000 miles? east or west?
     
  12. Enmos Valued Senior Member

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    I think Draq and Abs should get together

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  13. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    I'd rather slit my own throat and pour salt on the open wound.
     
  14. Oli Heute der Enteteich... Registered Senior Member

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    I'd pay good money to watch.
     
  15. Orleander OH JOY!!!! Valued Senior Member

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    sooo, this is your thread huh?

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  16. draqon Banned Banned

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    that is cool.

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    The Western harakiri.
     
  17. Killjoy Propelling The Farce!! Valued Senior Member

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    I'd bring beer...
    :cheers:

    You volunteering to go next ?
     
  18. draqon Banned Banned

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    no...I am not honored enough to perform such a majestic piece of art on myself.
     
  19. KernNeart Registered Senior Member

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    so does that mean that when you were fourteen you masturbated more often? or less?

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  20. PieAreSquared Woo is resistant to reason Registered Senior Member

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    on the phone she says;

    I could go on and on about his cock, his bone, his knob, his bishop, wang, thang, rod, hot rod, hump mobile, oscar, dong, dagger, banana, cucumber, salami, sausage, kielbassa, schlong, dink, tool, big ben, Mr. Happy, Peter Pecker, pee-pee, wee-wee, wiener, pisser, pistol, piston joint, hose, horn, middle leg, third leg, meat, stick, joystick, dipstick, one-eyed wonder, junior, little head, little guy, rumple foreskin, tootsie roll, love muscle, skin flute, roto-rooter, snake, hammer, rammer, spammer, bazooka, rubber, chubby, sticky, stubby, schmeck, schmuck, schvantze, ying-yang, yang...

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  21. PieAreSquared Woo is resistant to reason Registered Senior Member

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    now don't fret Dragon.... it's from the Movie " Four Rooms" ...funny as hell
     
  22. Absane Rocket Surgeon Valued Senior Member

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    My sex drive increases as I get older, exercise more, and eat better (high fat, high protein, low carb)... plus, I eat lots of garlic.
     
  23. draqon Banned Banned

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    This thread is direct violation of Sciforums law which forbids picking and directly attacking a specific member of this community. As a result of this law, this thread needs to be locked and the original poster needs to be upheld to the full extent of the law which will undeniable mean an action against such a poster as well as the accomplices.
     

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