Is Draqon a zombie or an fugitive?

Before lunch and after lunch I will go to the bathroom and knock it out... I aim for the toilet bowl. If some of it misses, I just clean it up with some toilet paper.

During lunch I go out to my vehicle in the parking lot...

 

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4 here...I must be made out of titanium.

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thats like disgusting...because I know bathrooms really stink. Its really repulsive there to attempt it. Plus with other men around it just turns the whole operation off.

 

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That's just at work. I usually get one out first thing in the morning and once before bed.

But before I knock out my last one of the day, I go to the gym and squat 400 lbs, deadlift 600 pounds, and finish the rest of my routine before running a mile in 4 minutes and 56 seconds.

 

By the Dark, what is wrong with you??? 4 times a day?? Sheesh. Titanium is right. Why don't you spread the wealth, huh?

 

Ohhh, that makes it sooo much sexier

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. You could deadlift me 6 times over. Seriously though, all that testosterone is going to make you crazy one day...

 

My dick is made of adamantium.

 

and absane is wondering if his pulse and blood pressure is wrong...no wonder...the dudes an athlete.

 

Waddaya mean "one day"?
This is Absane: he defines "crazy".
That's why we love him.
And he can do sums.

 

I'm feeling the love. Oh yeah. Sums turn me on, baby

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dude, how far does this online friend live from you?

 

Glad to hear your not rubbing yourself raw on a constant basis, lol.

 

checked on google, 3355 miles.

 

that seems like a safe distance, lol.

 

yes. everything is so far away. and my home :bawl:

 

3355 is just a number, I think you should go for it. :itold:

 

go for what? she is a professional woman, she has no time on me. She is 8 years older than I am.

 

8 is just a number too.

Never give up.

 

I'm sure that she could squeeze in 30 minutes for a reasonable price.

 

I did not share my personal life, to be insulted.

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