I've just tried some crumbly cheese. White Stilton. Success. The whole flock came down almost immediately. In my garden, we have only one type of gull. Larus Argentatus, the Herring Gull. Despite spending a lot of their time scavenging on inland rubbish dumps, their breasts are like pristine snow. Please Register or Log in to view the hidden image! What a construction. Talk about lean design. Nothing is superfluous. Were I forty years younger, I might try your seagull massacre. Sounds hilarious, and the seagull probably enjoys it too. Eating the Sauce. Go on. How do you catch a seagull?