If Umbrellas Are Outlawed…

Discussion in 'Ethics, Morality, & Justice' started by goofyfish, Jun 12, 2002.

  1. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    • …Only Outlaws Will Have Umbrellas
    Peace.
     
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  3. *stRgrL* Kicks ass Valued Senior Member

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    Ya, then we would all have to walk around with those plastic headcovers that my granny used to wear

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  5. ratbat Hippie of Darkness Registered Senior Member

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    I'm getting wet, just thinking about it!

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  7. wet1 Wanderer Registered Senior Member

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    So when do we get down to outlawing chop sticks as potential weapons?
     
  8. kmguru Staff Member

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    "It abhors conflict, conspicuousness, overconfidence and overt sexuality. Suffice to say, otome will rank Audrey Hepburn over Marilyn Monroe; Matisse over Picasso; Enya over Madonna; Godard over Rivette; Francoise Sagan over Simone de Beauvoir; and France over the United States (but the U.S. over Russia). "


    France over USA?....France? The wine and women France? they must be kidding?
     
  9. Adam §Þ@ç€ MØnk€¥ Registered Senior Member

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    Umbrellas are banned on Frankston beach, near here, ever since the wind picked one up and speared it into a man's head and killed him.

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  10. goofyfish Analog By Birth, Digital By Design Valued Senior Member

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    Seeeeeeeee...

    Umbrellas don't kill people,
    the WIND kills people. :bugeye:

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  11. ratbat Hippie of Darkness Registered Senior Member

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    At least until the basement is full.

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