i want to become a SIS/MI6 agent.

Discussion in 'Free Thoughts' started by EmptyForceOfChi, May 23, 2007.

  1. EmptyForceOfChi Banned

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    im going down to the MI6 HQ in london sometime in the next week or 2. i will be seeking employment there as i feel my training is going to waste.

    i know most of you are laughing at me because of my spelling mistakes. but i think i am qualified for the position physicaly and mentaly.


    this is not a joke, i am going to go down there and get a job one way or another,


    wish me luck,


    peace.
     
  2. Baron Max Registered Senior Member

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    So, ....go ahead. Why are you telling us?

    Baron Max
     
  3. EmptyForceOfChi Banned

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    because i want some feedback. maybe some advice,


    it could turn into a good discussion aswell.


    whats wrong with posting it in free thoughts? its a serious topic to me and i realy want to get a job there.

    peace
     
  4. TruthSeeker The Truth is Out There Valued Senior Member

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    They wouldn't like to know you posted this here... :D
     
  5. EmptyForceOfChi Banned

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    they wouldent mind, they would just say im some kind of nut who didnt get passed the secuity at the door, even if i was working with them, nobody would be any wiser.


    for a secret agency they are pretty easy to find.

    peace.
     
  6. TruthSeeker The Truth is Out There Valued Senior Member

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    Doesn't sound so secret to me... LOL! :D
     
  7. Carcano Valued Senior Member

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    I wouldnt repeat that in the interview...they might think your signing on to kick ass! :D
     
  8. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    Good luck, mate. What kind of job are you hoping for?

    I hear they do a lot of recruiting at uni's around the country.
     
  9. EmptyForceOfChi Banned

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    im interested in starting off as a network security specialist. im going to be applying for both MI5 and MI6 positions.

    im going to go straight into the building to apply for work i know where they are. i was thinking of infiltrating the building just to show them i can.

    peace.
     
  10. EmptyForceOfChi Banned

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    once i apply for the job i will no longer be able to speak about it under any circumstances. i cannot talk about the application or the job once i have applied for it,


    so if i suddenly just dont talk about it anymore after the next 2 weeks you know why.


    peace.
     
  11. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    lol, alright. Not sure trying to infiltrate the place is a great idea, but whatever floats your boat.

    Is that the line of work you're in just now? Take it you're qualified up with CompTIA Network+, Cisco certs and all that shit?
     
  12. EmptyForceOfChi Banned

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    i have SIA certificates. im not in that line of work at the moment though. i used to be a personal trainer, i still do self defence instruction. and am looking to get into either intel and espionage work, or working for the secret services.


    peace.
     
  13. Cortex_Colossus Banned

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    Why shouldn't he tell us? This is an open forum for communication. The anonymity ensures that there is nothing to gain by running his feats by us unless he has some emotional connection to us and derives some personal emotional gain from anonymous feedback.
     
  14. John99 Banned

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    Dont you need a degree?
     
  15. vslayer Registered Senior Member

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    that would be the major barrier in my opinion. it seems that all of these government/corporate types require you to sit through 5 years of brainwashing before they will allow you access to their plutocracy.
     
  16. John99 Banned

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    true, but they are cool jobs so it might be worth it.
     
  17. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    On the contrary, trying to infiltrate the place would be a brilliant idea. Failing the mission not so, but to be sat in Jonathan Evans's chair, smiling mysteriously, when he walks into his office in the morning would virtually guarantee you the job, I think, probably. Scope out all the possible access points and go for it.

    It would probably be a good idea to attack him when he walks in, too - just to see how on the ball he is.
     
    Last edited: May 23, 2007
  18. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    True. They'd have to give you a job if you could manage it.

    If you do go for it, Chi, I'd strongly suggest you don't take a backpack and you only wear tight fitting clothing with nothing bulging.

    I don't want to hear any penis jokes.

    It would be kind of funny to hear about somebody getting shot at their HQ, but it wouldn't if I'd said the person should do it. :D
     
  19. redarmy11 Registered Senior Member

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    As usual, chi, phonetic is talking out of his arse. A backpack is a must. Shouting "I've got a bomb!" would be especially good fun - a way to really test their mettle.
     
  20. phonetic stroking my banjo Registered Senior Member

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    You could try to park your car in their lobby. Obviously, in these situations you want to make an entrance. Not just an entrance, but an entrance, entrance. Ideally you should be doing 30+mph and do a handbrake turn once you're inside.
     

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